Using Someone Else’s Head
Sunday, May 11th, 2008Here’s a couple guys, of the type referred to in the vernacular as “heads”, who went head-hunting one dark and stormy night (as Snoopy would tell it) and dug up someone else’s head to use. As a bong. They went to an abandoned cemetery and dug up someones remains and took the skull to smoke dope with.
See? That’s why it’s called dope. The quote from the article is: “One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.” This is in Texas. I didn’t know they even had any woods in Texas, but I digress…
They’ve been charged with misdemeanor abuse of a corpse. I think they should be charged with Blatant Hilarious Stupidity, and hired out as clowns.
Austrians have their Incest Dungeon but Texans have a form of incest all their own. Yes, we’re still in Texas, here. It’s a big state… anyway, President George W. Bush’s daughter Jenna was married on Saturday evening to Henry Hager, the son of the Virginia Republican Party chairman. Political inbreeding of the very worst kind. Ah well, at least they didn’t ruin two families.
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