Same Sex Marriage? It’s A Start…
Same-sex marriage needs to be passed so we can move on to the next step, as I desperately want to marry this really beautiful sheep I met recently. I mean, if you only just knew her, you too would be wanting to tie her halter to a fence post and sneak slyly up behind her.
When she goes “Baaa aa aaaa”, it gives me such a rise, Wow! I mean, who needs Cialis?
I have a friend who is really into young male goats. Shouldn’t he have a right to persue his sexual lusts just the same as any pair of psychotic human males or females? If two men can leap into bed with each other and happily frolic, inserting their penises into any and all available apertures that confront them, then why not a man and a young male goat? Humm? Answer me that if you can.
There are women who want sex with horses. I know this from watching “Little Big Man”. Other women have lap dogs that lap, and lap, and lap. And lap. And keep lapping. Is there any reason they should be prevented from entering into Holy Matrimony with their favorite pet, creature or beast?
I say Let It All Hang Out! Men marry men, women marry women, anybody marry anything. I personally want to marry that lovely sheep I mentioned. Listen, that sheep and I will have just as many children between us as any pair of homosexuals, and if I love that sheep, then why shouldn’t that sheep benefit from my health insurance and retirement benefits and so forth, the exact same as all the homosexuals want for each other?
I mean, love is love, no matter how strange. Men fucking men is pretty goddamned strange, and so is women fingering and licking other women, so if they can get licensed to do that stuff, then I want a license to fuck my favorite sheep.
If I want a Marriage License to wed a rock, I should be able to have it, since sex with rocks has also historically been proven to never result in offspring, either.
In fact, let’s take the privilege of marriage away from normal people altogether, and reserve it only for us psychotics and sexually twisted. That way, all the normal people will bring children into the world without benefit of a family name or a pair of parents, and soon all those little bastards will be the despised minority and social pressure will force them to become mentally ill messes like us sheep fuckers.
Won’t it be a wonderful world, then?
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I agree totally with everything you have said.
PS Oh , you were being sarcastic!
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Seriously, on the issue of sharing tax allowances, inheritance etc. I never understand why sex has to come into it. Why should not everyone who pays taxes have that same equal right to nominate another person, perhaps just a relative or friend (as opposed to “friend”) they share a house with. It would avoid all the resentment of special treatment for gays, Muslims, Mormons etc.
In the EU court last month a couple of elderly sisters lost the right to bequeath their shared house to each other without paying inheritance tax. It means one will have to sell her home when the other dies. Appalling decision.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I guess that means the survivor will have to hide the body. It wouldn’t be a first.
That’s a good idea though, on sharing inheritances, but it will never happen because no government flaks are ever going to let go of any source of tax money, which guarantees their job security, without a huge amount of kicking, screaming and loss of blood. If you want fairness in government, abolish it and install anarchy. Anarchy may not be safer but it’s a hell of a lot fairer.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Sorry I didn’t have your direct email address Rastaman so I will leave this link, which I think you will find very interesting, here instead. Please take a look:
http://www.bnp.org.uk/2008/06/us-media-coup-detat/
It talks about the victory of Obama from a British perspective and how the liberal media has conditioned and brainwashed America’s white youth into voting for a man not for his policies, but purely because he is black / ethnic / not white.
An excerpt:
“If the great nation that is America has come so low that it is now run by the media, hollywood and lobby groups instead of for the benefit of the American people then that nation has become a sad, pathetic joke. Whilst its military forces are ordered to police the planet and fight terrorism, at home it has surrendered its democracy to the enemy within.”
June 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
The problem with that BNP article is this: “a tiny cabal of White liberal and liberal Jewish New York journalists”
Jews can’t be white? Whites can’t be Jews? Jewishness is a faith. German Jews, like most European Jews, are so diluted of their original Semitic genes that you’d need a DNA test to prove their ancient ancestry.
Jewishness is a faith. Not a race. I get harassed on occasion for being racist for attacking Islamists, as if I were attacking Arabs. Yet the majority of Islamists are NOT Arabs, who also happen to be Semitic.
I do like the BNP for wanting to put an end to the insane immigration policy that is dooming England. I don’t like them for their often Fascist views of everyone except White U.K. Natives. Islam is Fascist and that’s enough Fascism in the world right now to satisfy all of us without making things worse, thank you.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Well said Mr Sheep.
It is a great pity the BNP do not concentrate on the real issues for most, the massive scale of immigration with all that implies for overcrowding, house prices etc. and the quality of so many from the third world who are no asset economically, often criminal and (like Muslims) have values which are completely inimical to the values of Western society.
Unfortunately, while the BNP have policies like refusing membership to anyone who is black/Asian etc, regardless of how many generations their families have been in the UK or how well they have fitted into UK society, they will never convince anyone their motives are not mainly racist.
Too many socially very illiberal sorts too, policies hardly better than those of Islam often.