Let’s Get Creative

Those five Islamist murderers on trial at Guantanamo all want to plead guilty and be put to death, thereby becoming martyrs according to their death cult, Islam.

I have a better idea. It’s fairly common for judges to sentence people to odd punishments but ones that fit the crime, like having to spend an hour each day standing in front of a church wearing a tee shirt that says “I stole from this church”. Some sex offenders have to have a sign warning the public posted at the front of their residence.

So why not sentence these five to work for life at a prison pig farm, cleaning up after the pigs? Feed them pork products, fry their food in bacon grease, and guard them with large dogs to make sure they perform their tasks. Contact with both dogs and pigs are forbidden under Islam and it’s Islam that drove these scum to perform their crimes. Instead of becoming martyrs, glorifying themselves in their minds thinking that they’re going to be honored by their insane god Allah, they will see themselves as despised by Allah.

They don’t deserve martyrdom. To them it’s a reward instead of a punishment and I say, let the punishment fit the crime.

3 Responses to “Let’s Get Creative”

  1. xoggoth Says:

    I’m sorry but that won’t work Mr Sheep. I have it on good authority that pigs will refuse to eat from a trough filled by Muslims, it’s against their religion.

  2. jordon Says:

    Don’t forget the daily shower in pigs blood.
    And when they die, bury them face down in a pigs blood trough.

  3. monkey Says:

    to right, you should also make all the prison guards woman, they fucking hate woman with authority. you could also make them go around the parks and gardens emptying all the dog shit bins, bloody horrible job while wearing jesus is my homeboy t-shirts.

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