I Would Laugh My Ass Off


Israel minister suggests kidnapping of Ahmadinejad

Posted Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:34am AEST

A former top agent of Israel’s intelligence agency Mossad has suggested that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad be snatched and dragged before the International Court of Justice.

“We must snatch the Iranian President who uses the same discourse as Hitler on the need to exterminate the people of Israel, in order to take him to the International Court in the Hague,” said Pensioners Minister Rafi Eitan, who is a member of Israel’s security cabinet.

“I believe Mossad has the capability of doing this,” he told army radio.

As a senior Mossad agent, Mr Eitan organised and participated in the daring capture in Buenos Aires of fugitive Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann.

Wouldn’t that be hilarious? What would Iran do if the Jews suddenly showed up with that Iranian madman tucked away in one of their prisions and put him on trial as a criminal terrorist? What would OUR administration do? Talk about upsetting everyones apple cart, this would be truly Palinesque. I love it.

It’s the imams who actually run Iran, but this would sure put them on notice to calm themselves down.

In other Israeli related strangeness, they’re still negotiating with Hamas over the return of kidnapped soldier Gilad Shalit in exchange for 450, yes, 450 Palestinians held prisoner in Israel for criminal acts. Many of these have Israeli blood on their hands and why the Israelis are willing to free so many violent actors who will just have to be captured or killed all over again, for one Israeli soldier, is a mystery to me. Particularly when Shalit will probably be returned in a small box.

But now Hamas is vacillating. Now they want 1500 prisoners released instead of 450. At least the Israelis are saying NO to this. Now if they’ll just stop negotiating with terrorists at all, in the first place….

It should be a rule that if a soldier gets captured or killed, that Israel wipes out one square block of Hamas-dominated territory for each one. Tear down all the buildings and fence the area off. Eventually Hamas will be forced into such a tiny area that everyone will have long since gone off to Egypt and Jordon to live. Let the world bray about “Palestinian Holocausts” and such utter crap. It would solve the problem. Negotiating with those people is bottomless and never-ending.

4 Responses to “I Would Laugh My Ass Off”

  1. xoggoth Says:

    This exchange is a fair recognition of the relative worth you have to admit.

  2. xoggoth Says:

    How about this then?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1054380/The-game-called-Muslim-Massacre-involves-players-wiping-Arab-race.html

  3. Black Sheep Says:

    GOOD GAME! Everyone should be playing this game. And yes, you do have a good point. One Israeli = 450 Palestinians… yeah, that does sound about right.

  4. monkey Says:

    What a great game iv been looking for it, just pass the time by of course.

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