A couple, yes, two people of the opposite sex from each other, (and it’s about damned time for that, as well) took off all their clothes and got down on the grass on the lawn of Windsor Castle and fucked like minks. They got it on in full view of the hotels, pubs and shops near Windsor Castle, not to mention the Queen (the lawn is called The Queens Lawn) and only stopped when police arrived.
I say it’s about time someone ignored the Please Keep Off The Bloody Fucking Grass signs and bent some blades with some good, sound humping. This positively makes my day, which up until now has been pretty crappy, thank you, one and all. I hope to find many more such stories of people thumbing their private parts at convention, even if it does cause those parts to lose their privacy. All the Political Correctness hypnosis has turned people into a lot of head-bobber novelty toys and it makes my heart and something else swell with delight to know that two souls, at least, are free.
That is, if they aren’t in durance vile for expressing their freedom. I understand they were “cautioned for outraging public decency”, though I bet a lot of the goggling onlookers were wishing it were they on that lawn, naked and fucking. It sure sounds like fun to me.
Grass stains…nasty stuff.
It’s better than sand I used to find.
There’s a nudist beach about an hour from here I took a couple of girlfriends to (not at the same time unfortunately) many decades ago. Nowadays I have heard the council send snoopers to make sure nobody gets up to anything.
Not sure why but there is a trend to absurd prudishness in the UK these days. At the gym changing room blokes are fiddling around dressing underneath their towels like a lot of nuns. Can’t see the point.
they were “cautioned for outraging public decency”
As they were of the opposite sex, I don’t think they did offend decency at all.
Yeah it’s nice to read about heterosexual anything.
Although, I think it’s pretty damn naff!
xoggoth…they are hoping you can’t see the point!