There was one hell of a flood in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, last week, with over 100 dead known so far and the body count still rising. “Roads were destroyed and cars and trucks left in piles after the waters receded on Thursday. Electricity is still out in some of the worst-hit parts of the city”, so says the Sydney Morning Herald.
I saw some video footage of the mess, and cars, vans and pickups are literally in piles on what’s left of the streets. The force of the water lifted up the pavement off the sand and added that to the mix.
This has pretty much wrecked the economy of Jeddah for awhile. How sad. It was the Saudis who were behind the 9/11 attack and it was 15 Saudis who hijacked the airplanes. To this day, we’re bombing the wrong country because it’s the Saudi Arabians who are our worst enemies. When the Twin Towers came crashing down, the Saudis celebrated, so perhaps you can excuse me for cheering disasters that strike the Saudis.
It’s possible that this is witchcraft and the flood was caused by some unhappy practitioner of Black Magic who didn’t get his or her fill of trick or treating in October. Wooooo ooooooo.
These people are so backward in their thinking that they still kill people for practicing witchcraft. While on pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia last year, popular Lebanese TV psychic Ali Sibat was spotted by religious police in the holy city of Medina. Their job is to battle vice and uphold virtue in the ultraconservative kingdom. So they arrested Sibat in his room at the Medina Hotel on charges of sorcery.
On Nov. 9, Sibat was given a death sentence by a Mecca court for allegedly practicing witchcraft. Sibat’s fate is common in Saudi Arabia. They’re going to kill that sucker for being a TV psychic and making predictions. How’s that for backward?
On an Islamic Q&A site readers are taught that signs someone is possessed by an evil spirit/devil/jinn are: “Turning away and reacting strongly when hearing the adhaan or Qur’aan; Fainting, seizures and falling when Qur’aan is read over him; A lot of disturbing dreams; Being alone, keeping away from people and behaving strangely.
Uh Oh. Behaving strangely. Keeping away from people. Dammit, they found me out. Do you think they’ll buy my excuse that I was trying to keep from catching Swine Flu?


Your Leader. Here I am, eating grass. Pretty good grass. Do you like my ear tag? I wonder what it's for.