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More and more inventors are getting into the act, building sex robots in New Jersey and Japan.

Now along comes this -almost- tongue in cheek prediction that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots,” from artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands.

Considering that Massachusetts is the Kennedy State where you can get away with drowning young women if your last name is Kennedy, and they’ll vote for anything as long as it’s Far Far Left Liberal, he may well be right.

So the next step would then be robots marrying robots, wouldn’t it? Then that would be followed by homosexual robots demanding marriage rights and then they’d want to adopt little robots, and then they’d want to marry humans and adopt little humans.

As rediculous as it all sounds, I really don’t see any end to this, because it’s all about sex. We seem hell-bent on legalizing anything to do with sex, at least in the Liberal states. I do wonder if we wouldn’t be better off simply becoming two separate nations so the Leftards can do their thing and the Conservatives and Centrists can do theirs without having to fight each other all the time over issues they will never agree upon.

But yeah. Robotics is advancing by leaps and bounds. Artificial Intelligence is as well and the first self-aware AI is just around the corner. Once that happens, the lawyers and politicians, (often the same people) will go berserk trying to decide if the AI’s have rights.

The people in New Jersey have a robot that moves just the parts needed for sex. The Japanese have a robot that can walk and fetch and carry. AI programs are advanced enough that robots can recognize peoples faces, voices and respond appropriately in conversation. Robotic progress will come not as some urgent technological advance during wartime but because of the growing market demand for sex robots. Progress in them will march right along just as in everything else, and improved models will also be able to clean house, cook meals, feed the pets, and eventually do everything an actual human can do except get pregnant or impregnate, though a male model could be set up to do the latter with donated sperm and male sex robots are in the works as well, for the ladies. Or….

If a robot can satisfy a persons need for sex and companionship without having to feed it, pay alimony to it, or get into arguments, be refused sex, put up with demands and unreasonable behavior and messes and complaints and periods and PMS… Wow, where do I get one?

Honey, I’m home…

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