Beijing, China is soon to host the Mr. Gay China pageant, complete with an underwear-wearing phase where the contestants can show off their crotch bulges and wriggle their butts enticingly. The winner gets to go to Oslo, Norway for the final Worldwide Mr. Gay pageant.

For the overpopulated Chinese, this is understandable. The more fairies running around loose, the less babies. China has been steadily de-criminalizing homosexual behavior since the Communist Revolution in 1949 outlawed it. Sodomy (buttfucking) was decriminalized in 1997, and homosexuality was taken off the list of mental disorders in 2001. No doubt China will recognize homosexual marriages pretty soon.

Now if Mexico would just encourage homosexuality the way the Chinese do, this would help to reduce their birth rate and take some of the burden off of us with all those illegal invading aliens swarming over our treasonously unguarded border with Mexico.

We guard our border with Canada better than we do the one with Mexico, and the Canadians aren’t a bunch of criminals who don’t know how to use flush toilets and divide their time between shooting each other and selling drugs.

Considering that most Mexicans are Catholics who have children rythmically by the rythm method, can’t afford the pill and are too fucking lazy to use it or condoms if they could afford them, it would be great if they all became homosexuals.

Yeah, I know. I have a bad attitude toward Mexicans. I never used to, but then that was before millions of them came here and fucked over my country. Now, as far as I and millions of other Americans are concerned, ALL Mexicans eat shit. That’s just how it is. You don’t like it, then go back home, clean up your country and start acting like decent people. What do you expect when you trash our beautiful land, and I mean TRASH, trash and garbage and feces littered everywhere you go, damage and destruction, theft, rapes, murders, assaults on our children.

Then when we go over there, even your cops assault us and rob us, when the average shithead Mexican isn’t trying to beat them to it. You have no law, all you have is corruption. You suck. You need to start sucking for recreation.

The Mexicans who came here legally, became citizens and joined our society are no longer Mexicans and don’t call themselves that. They’d be ashamed to.

So yeah. All you Mexicans can go brown-eye each other, and the sooner the better.
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There are times when I think I was born into the only nation of people on Earth that care about doing what’s right. We give constantly to the poor and depressed and downtrodden. Look at Haiti right now. Talk about a bunch of truly uncouth people that have never been able to muster up a proper government, where corruption rules the day, and yet look at the help we’re giving them, just for one example.

We’re told not to give ten cents to their government because their government is so corrupt they’d keep it for themselves. In order to help them we have to donate to American charities. Not one Haitian is to be trusted. That’s the kind of people they are? Yet we go all-out to help them?

I don’t know a single nation that even begins to do what we do for others, and yet look how we’re treated for it. Scroungers come at us from all directions trying to screw us, take advantage of us, cheat us, harm us. It’s as if we threaten the power they maintain through corruption, and we probably do.

Rather than become rich and successful like us by putting the assistance we give them to work, they take the money and buy palaces, make war with their neighbors, plot against and attack us. We continue to spread our wealth around because we’ve been sucked into maintaining a global “balance of power” through bribes, propping up dictators and improving other nations armies. Every time we’ve tried to do this by building schools and hospitals for them, though, we get shut down.

These people don’t want their citizens to be educated or care if they’re healed. They just want the money to spend on themselves and to build their own power alliances.

We need to get out of this business. If ever there was a time to draw into ourselves, it’s now. Seal our borders. Keep our money right here. Shut out Chinese and South American imports and fire our manufacturing back up again. Throw out all the Mexicans and Arab Muslims. Stop trying to be all things to all people and start being American for Americans.