Looks like the homosexuals in China will have to wait another day to promote the childless life, as the Mr. Gay China pageant that was set to take place has been shut down, with the usual stock reason that the pageant promoters “failed to follow proper procedures”. Whatever that means.

It sounded at first as if China were ready to let this happen, but somone with better sense must have looked at this and shuddered violently, took a couple anti-acid pills and then ordered it shut down. Immediately.

The poster child for this event, which I’ll take mercy on you and refrain from posting here, is a homely, skinny, bony-chested Chinese guy in dark-rimmed glass and wearing nothing but a couple of inch-wide bands of black plastic criss-crossed over his back and chest.

Well, I guess this is a two-way street for the Chinese. They don’t mind if a lot of men choose to fornicate with each other instead of making babies, but they don’t want parades of prancing homosexuals in pink wigs and jock straps in downtown Beijing, either.
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Haiti. Right now it’s all about Haiti. Pat Robertson, famously gape-mouthed evangelist, has declared that the devastating earthquake there was cause by the Devil. Haiti has a pact with the Devil and God smote them for it. Yeehaw and AMEN, brother, pass that offering plate. What a maroon.

No one has a clue even yet what the total death count will rise to. Estimates range from 50,000 to 500,000. No doubt thousands of people are still alive and trapped under rubble, but very little is being done to dig them out. The ordinary citizens just walk past the ruins without concern. When cries for help are heard, and the person isn’t a relative or friend, then it’s just too bad. This isn’t a hard rule, but it’s too true, too often.

Meanwhile, gangs of machete-toting looters wander the streets of Port Au Prince instead of helping dig out victims, while American troops pour in with tons of food, set up kitchens and give the Haitians their first meal in two days.

With such utter poverty and total corruption, it should be no surprise that the people are focused on themselves. Humanitarian compassion is for those who can afford it. Sometimes. China has offered a whole 1 million dollars for the relief effort. Wow! Woopidoo! Paens of praise to Generous China! That’s so cheap they would have been better off doing nothing instead of making themselves look so bad. Obama, on the other hand, has pledged 100 million to Haiti.

But sour grapes on that one, I’m afraid, as he only did it to make Black people happy and further impoverish our own country. He IS out to bring down our financial system. Have no doubts.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has announced a $300 million giveaway to the Gaza terrorists!!! Plus another $600 million to the West Bank, aka the Palestinian Authority!!! Also terrorists!!! This is also sanctioned by Obama, of course. Our government is making it IMPOSSIBLE for the Israelis to back the Palestinians up against a wall long enough to get them to stop firing rockets and blowing themselves up in crowded buses. Instead, Washingsuck keeps playing both off against each other at the cost of huge suffering on both sides. For why? To keep the Saudi’s happy and the oil flowing and leaving Israel with having to periodically blow Hell out of Gaza and Lebanon whether they want to or not.

*** But think about that. $100 million to a non-terrorist nation totally devastated and demolished by an earthquake and well over 100,000 dead and a third of all homes flattened, and $900 million to the Palestinian terrorists who are supported by Iran and Saudi Arabia!!! Anybody have a problem with that?
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Not the high point of worthy news today but too fascinating to ignore, is that scientists conducting avalanche experiments in the Austrian Alps have announced that, due to pressure from animal rights groups, they will stop burying live pigs in the snow. They’ve been monitoring the pigs vital signs as the pigs slowly freeze, to get an idea of what people can endure and for how long. Bad for the pigs but a good idea otherwise, as now they know how long people can survive after being buried in avalanches.

Besides, I’m sure all that good pig meat didn’t go to waste.

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