You finally get to see what I look like. Sort of. Be satisfied, this is as good as it gets. There are still some upset Muslims who would like to deal with the infidel pictured below, but I just had to show off my new Infidel Tee Shirt. Like it? Amazon.com has more.
No. My right arm is not longer than my left. It must have been the angle.
Your Leader. Here I am, eating grass. Pretty good grass. Do you like my ear tag? I wonder what it's for.