SEX

Everything you never cared to learn about sex, right here, right now!

The Bonobo apes of Central Africa have dwindled from about 100,000 to perhaps 5000 as victims of the Congo wars and the pernicious habit of the natives of killing and eating them, which amounts to cannibalism as the Bonobos are Man’s closest relatives and look and act much like us. They walk upright and have sex as often as possible. Like every few minutes.

No doubt as a result of their constant sex acts, their fertility rate is really low. Without getting too graphic, you just can’t keep squeezing a full glass of wine from the same grapes every three minutes. Pretty soon all you get is a drop.

The Arkansas Supreme Court has overturned their teacher-sex law  that prohibited teachers having sex with students. This only applies to students 18 years old or more, but I can see where this would have been a tough decision. Teachers shouldn’t be having sexual relations with their students, but 18-year-olds have the right to have sex with whom they want. As long as it doesn’t happen in the workplace. Actually this is quite the progress for Arkansas, it wasn’t that long ago that it was legal to marry a 12-year-old there.

In Kansas and Massachusetts, with parental consent and/or the consent of a judge, males can marry at age fourteen and females can still marry at age twelve. Who’da thought that Arkansas, supposedly the most backwards of all our states, would beat out Massachusetts and Kansas? Sounds like good states for Muslims to live in.

It turns out that Bin Laden was living in Pakistan for nine years before he was killed, having sex all over the place with a slew of wives and fathered 4 kids. All that terrorism planning must have been very stimulating.

An 18 year old girl, Oksana Makar died in Ukraine after being gang-raped by 3 young men who then strangled her and set her on fire. She lived for 2 weeks in a hospital but half her body was burned, one arm had to be amputated because of gangrene and her lungs were severely damaged. Ukraine is a Muslim country. The 3 rapists have not been prosecuted, their parents are influential officials or ex-officials. This is Islam. Goats get more respect than women, because even though goats get raped a lot, no one  kills them afterward.

One Response to “SEX”

  1. What a post! That last sentence is a doozie! :)

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