The House, controlled by the Democrats, approved a Republican bill anyway. It’s a miracle. It’s a highway funding bill for maintaining Federally funded roads AND ALSO includes funding for that Canada oil pipeline.

I do have a problem with that pipeline. WHY does it have to go all the way to the Gulf of Mexico?? Huh? What happens at the gulf refinery? Why, that’s where we refine OUR OIL to send OVERSEAS, that’s what happens. Otherwise, WHY aren’t we building a refinery just on our side of the border with Canada with less money than that pipeline will cost, not to mention protect and operate, and then we can truck the refined gasoline and other products all over the  U.S. from a much more central point at much less cost? Huh? How come, huh? This smells.

Dick Clark, champion of Rock and Roll and the guy who got us all dancing with American Bandstand, has died, I’m sorry to hear, at the age of 82. You’re a legend, Dick. A real positive, major plus contributor to just having fun. You deserved to live forever.

Lots of eyeless fish and shrimp, and I mean eyeless, no eye sockets even, are showing up in the polluted Gulf of Mexico after the oil disaster. Catches overall are down to about 10% of normal, is the word. Man. No eye sockets. Sound yummy?

A black woman shot a new mother dead and stole her -white- baby while the dying mother fought in vain to keep her infant child. Now the news is saying that the black murderess “had a miscarriage” shortly before carefully planning this brutal murder and baby kidnapping, as if that was an excuse. Hey, this sounds like a HATE CRIME to me, how about it, Obama? Got anything to say about THIS? I mean, seeing’s how you like to run your mouth so much about those bad ol’ white people.

People are using their tax refunds to buy pistols. A lot of pistols.

On April 30th, a private spacecraft is set to fly up and dock with the International Space Station. I love it when Science Fiction comes to life.

Lastly, those Secret Service guys who  (apparently, anyway) had sex with some hookers in Columbia, where it’s LEGAL,  no laws were broken in any way, are being fired and/or put on admin. leave, left and right. Why don’t they just start a new religion patterned after Catholicism and make these guys all Priests Of Obama, total celibacy required? Everyone who joins the Secret Service has to take vows of chastity. If they want to masturbate while looking at pictures of Obama, that would okay as long as they do it in private. What a load of crap.