A Russian mommy has thrown her two little kiddies off the 15th storey balcony of the apartment she shares with her husband.
Well, I should probably make that “shared”, past tense, as I kinda doubt she’s still living there now. More likely she’s in a steel room.
People on the ground floor heard “Splat!” “Splat!” and looked out to see the smunched kids. About then, she walked out the main entrance and was asked if those were her kids, and she answered yes, that she “threw them away” because she was fed up.
Well, I sure know the feeling, because I’m fed up with Mexicans. Most of us are, and what we should do is make a deal with the Russians. Instead of spending money they don’t really have to prosecute and imprison their violent, murderous psychotics, they can send them all to us. We will put microchips under their skin so we can track them at all times, and an explosive radio-controlled collar around their necks, and instruct them to kill all the Mexicans they want. Give them a minimum quota of 3 dead Mexicans a week. More if they want. Less and BANG.
If they start killing non-Mexicans, BANG, off with their heads and that’s the end of that. No jail, no trial. No expense. Well, other than food stamps and maybe SSI so they can get a cheap apartment and the basics while they’re out there taking care of our illegal alien problem. They get a freebie if they kill citizen Mexicans by mistake, as after all, how do you really tell one from another anyway? I mean, since we’re not allowed to ask for I.D. anymore, no one can bitch, you know?
I really like this plan. Do you think we could get private funding for it? Like from some Soros type only a billionaire who hates Mexicans? There must be a few out there.
There’s always more than one creative solution to any problem, and I’m just trying to be helpful here. Mexicans are scum. As long as they stay in Mexico and abuse each other, I care less. It’s when they come over here like a swarm of the filthy, disease ridden cockroaches they resemble so closely, that I object.
Insane mothers who murder their children should be put to good use, not wasted in some Siberian gulag. Think of the economy.