Our So Fucking Brilliant government bureau, the National Institute of Health, NIH for short, is funding Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston in a study to find out why about 70% of lesbians are overweight.

Give me the money, I’ll use it to pay against our National Debt and do the study for free. In fact, it’s already done. The reason they get so fat is because of what they eat, and I’m not talking hair pie. It’s the same reason everyone gets overweight, from indulging themselves too much and poor diet. Too much fat and carbohydrates.

I lived in Fort Bragg, California for some time. It’s very near the town of Mendocino and in the county of the same name. Fort Bragg and the surrounding area is PACKED with homosexuals of both sexes. They all migrated north from San Francisco, I guess, but they’re everywhere and if you live there and do business there, you can’t help but get to know some of them.

Lesbians are fucking nuts. They are. They don’t remotely resemble normal women. They’re either rediculously aggressive in attempting to be mannish, or so scatterbrained that they can barely function in society. The only reason some of them aren’t institutionalized is because they live there, where the other lesbians take care of them. There’s a ranch outside of town, called a ranch anyway but actually just another little chunk of acreage like a million others, that’s inhabited with only lesbians, and the ranch lesbians are always bickering with the town lesbians over Political Correctness and inter-relationships.

There’s a little local paper there that survives on advertising, called the Memo. I don’t know if it’s still extant now, but anyway I used to post articles in it. The Memo was sort of like a Free Blog, they printed everything anyone submitted, regardless, so I used to launch attacks in it against Political Correctness, and attack those who promoted it. Really used to piss some of them off. It was great fun. I wrote under the name of Captain Havoc.

Anyway. Back to fat lesbians. The primary psychological cause of overeating is depression. The plain truth about homosexuals of both sexes is that they really don’t like being the way they are. They’ll never tell you that, but it’s the truth. Most of us are still very unaccepting of homosexual behavior, which is exactly why they flaunt it in our faces so much. It’s their way of saying “Fuck you” and getting even. Being homosexual has to be depressing, and being a female one is even more so. They’re just flat out not happy. They have hostile attitudes. They’re always fighting with each other, I mean fistfights, always trying to outdo each other, trying to be men when they aren’t, constantly clashing in relationships, constantly changing partners, talking behind each other’s backs. There’s no loyalties there, no sense of community between them all because they can’t get along with each other. 

So of course lesbians are depressed and eat too much. That will be $1,500,000, please.

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