FLUKE SKYWATER

Fluke: Unplanned, accidental. Skywater: Rain.
It’s raining like a dual-vagina’d cow urinating on Michelle Obama’s face, and I didn’t plan for it. Fluke skywater, get it? Huh? Snark Wars? The Farce awakens? Well, at least I did, awaken that is, I was taking a nap and awoke to the roar of a veritable farking downpour. It’s still downpouring. Help! The house is floating, help, help.

POLITICAL TACK-ON
Sarah Palin has just endorsed Donald Trump over Ed Cruz. This matters, every single person she’s endorsed, 33 candidates for office so far, have won. On top of that, the Governor of Iowa has also endorsed Trump, pretty much ensuring he’ll take the Iowa caucus. Our boy is on his way to the White House now.

9 Responses to “FLUKE SKYWATER”

  1. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    YEAH! GOOD NEWS! The Best persons endorsing the Best Guy.

    And Great Palin as a Good-Luck Deliverer for the candidates.

    “A New Hope” for us.

    A “New Rope” for hanging the Dhimmicrats.

  2. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    “A dual-vagina’d cow urinating on Michelle Obama’s face?

    Snark Wars? The Farce awakens?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh, man, you just get even better every day…

  3. Black Sheep says:

    Spreading happiness and joy is my mission in life. 🙂

  4. x says:

    We need a few more “extremists” in power to undo the huge damage done by decades of politically correct pretence. Dunno what he’s like on other issues but decent borders with Mexico and no more Muslim immigration certainly make sense.

    PS That hair!

  5. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    Good News! Brazilian Police is not The Worst Police on Earth any longer.

    Now, this title is for GERMAN Policemen — who did NOTHING as they just watched German women getting RAPE by Muslim Arabs.

    …because if they do their duty na KILL ISLAMIC RAPISTS, it would be called “racism”.

  6. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    correction: German women getting RAPE by Muslim Arabs.

  7. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    RAPED. RAPED.

    Oh, this damned keyboard…

  8. Black Sheep says:

    That’s okay, Ernesto. We get it.