KEEPING FRANCE SAFE

Paris City Hall announced Thursday an eight-foot tall bulletproof glass wall will shield the iconic Belle-Epoque Eiffel Tower from terrorist threats.

This was immediately followed by the announcement of bullet-proof glass domes to be erected over the three largest French stadiums, (the State de France, Orange Velodrome and the Parc Olympique Lyonnais) as well as the Louvre, Notre Dame, the Palace of Versailles, the Arc de Triomphe and all government buildings.

The sidewalks along all city streets in France will be covered over with high-strength steel and made into well-lit tunnels to keep Muslims from mowing down pedestrians with trucks, as they’ve been doing. Of course, this means France has to scrap all it’s Navy ships for the metal, but they never really used them anyway.

FRENCH PERSONAL ANTI-TERRORIST TANK
Meanwhile, one of these personal anti-terrorist tanks is being issued to each non-Islamic person in France to keep them safe from Muslim’s attacks and every eligible person is expected to have one by this coming April 1st.

The French answer to Muslim terrorism.

Most of the wealthier French people are already having heavy steel and bullet-proof glass domes built to enclose their homes.

Someone in the French government, whose name hasn’t been released, suggested that
instead of building walls and shields over and around everything to prevent Muslims from attacking them, why not just make Islam illegal and kick out all the Muslims?

But of course no one is taking this suggestion seriously.

2 Responses to “KEEPING FRANCE SAFE”

  1. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    “The Million Dollar Question”

  2. x says:

    Good idea. After all, if Islam is so superior as its nutty defendants say, Muslim nations would surely prosper enormously if divorced from the West. Yeh, right.