CHRISTIANS SUCK

There’s a local Ace Hardware store where the owners hire their relatives and they all close the store on Sunday and go to church. They don’t mind telling you their opinions about your personal life whether you asked for them or not, and lately they’ve been real busy in the store updating all their prices.

Almost everything they sell is made in China. I was after some eyebolts with a wood-screw type end, and they had them in the fairly small size I need, individually packed, for $1.79!!! I need 8 of them.

So I said To Hell With That and went on down the road to the True Value Hardware store, where I purchased 2 packages of 5 of the same eyebolt for $1.79 per package.

Now, either way, these were bought from China for probably about 2 cents each, so a pack of 5 would cost about 10 cents plus the little blister pack, which would have been done in China as well for a couple cents more. So maybe 12 cents cost, per pack. Selling them for $1.79 isn’t very Christian, considering what the Bible has to say about USURY, but the True Value people don’t claim to be Christians. Which is probably why their prices are uniformly less than the Ace store. Are you getting my drift here? Christians are cheap-ass, stingy whiners who are always complaining how persecuted they are, even as they rip us off.

The church preachers are constantly exhorting the suckers who attend their sermons, to tithe a tenth of their income, and a lot of people actually do that. Imagine having just 10 average people each giving you a tenth of their income each week, you will be sucking in the average income of those ten, but you don’t have to pay your tenth back out! You keep that tenth, so your income is actually higher than theirs. Now imagine that 200 people attend your church and a tenth of them give that tenth each week. All you have to do is preach at them for an hour a week and you get paid twice as much for that one hour as the others make in a week. Wow! No wonder so many lazy asses with glib tongues become preachers.

The definition of Christian is a follower of the teachings of the Christ, and that means turning the other cheek, living in poverty so that others can also eat and live, not lusting after money. Oops, that lets out our Ace Hardware “Christians”, huh?

The only reason 99% of people become Christians is because they’re cowards, they’re scared to death of death. They want to believe that they’ll come back to life again in a paradise and be happy forever. How stupid that is. Nothing dead and buried ever lives again. Not us, not monkeys, or horses, or dogs, nothing. Dead is dead. What they do when you point out the obvious to them is they start quoting from that apocryphal collection of writings assembled centuries after the death of Jesus as “proof”, and say that all those things that were written by men were actually written by some Great Deity In The Sky.

Superstition is for cowards and fools, and that’s true for all religions. Islam is certainly the most evil and violent, but Christianity is far and away the most hypocritical.

7 Responses to “CHRISTIANS SUCK”

  1. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    Exactly: every time anyone ask me: “What is the most HYPOCRITICAL society EVER?” — I answer: “Christianity.”

  2. x says:

    I think Christians are rather more loony in the US that they are here but certainly I’ve never found religion improves people. The nicest or nastiest people can be religious or irreligious, it’s about personality not faith.

    The Church of England generally ain’t too bad as nonsense goes but they have in the past bankrupted people by taking advantage of old laws that make neighbours responsible for repairs. Pretty in-Christian that.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/archaic-tax-may-be-answer-to-church-of-englands-repairs-bill-prayers

  3. x says:

    That odd. Thought I posted here yesterday. Senile.

  4. x says:

    Ah I did. IE doing summit funny again.

  5. Black Sheep says:

    Yeah, something screwy going on with my blog here…..

  6. Ernesto Ribeiro says:

    My favorite part:

    “The only reason 99% of people become Christians is because they’re cowards, they’re scared to death of death. They want to believe that they’ll come back to life again in a paradise and be happy forever. How stupid that is.”

    ho ho ho…

    PERFECT.

  7. Black Sheep says:

    That’s the problem with religions that make impossible promises, it’s the only way that the priests can keep people believing. If everyone stopped believing, all those priests would have to go out and find real jobs.

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