Got bronchitis, spending most of my time in bed but will finally be seeing the doc this afternoon. That’s why I haven’t been around with my startling insights and mind-boggling revelations. Right…

 But I’ll be back, “just as soon as I is able.”

Here’s a couple guys, of the type referred to in the vernacular as “heads”, who went head-hunting one dark and stormy night (as Snoopy would tell it) and dug up someone else’s head to use. As a bong. They went to an abandoned cemetery and dug up someones remains and took the skull to smoke dope with.

See? That’s why it’s called dope. The quote from the article is: “One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.” This is in Texas. I didn’t know they even had any woods in Texas, but I digress…

They’ve been charged with misdemeanor abuse of a corpse. I think they should be charged with Blatant Hilarious Stupidity, and hired out as clowns.

Austrians have their Incest Dungeon but Texans have a form of incest all their own. Yes, we’re still in Texas, here. It’s a big state… anyway, President George W. Bush’s daughter Jenna was married on Saturday evening to Henry Hager, the son of the Virginia Republican Party chairman. Political inbreeding of the very worst kind. Ah well, at least they didn’t ruin two families.

PARIS (Reuters) - French former film star Brigitte Bardot went on trial on Tuesday for insulting Muslims, the fifth time she has faced the charge of “inciting racial hatred” over her controversial remarks about Islam and its followers.

Prosecutors asked that the Paris court hand the 73-year-old former sex symbol a two-month suspended prison sentence and fine her 15,000 euros ($23,760) for saying the Muslim community was “destroying our country and imposing its acts”.

Since retiring from the film industry in the 1970s, Bardot has become a prominent animal rights activist but she has also courted controversy by denouncing Muslim traditions and immigration from predominantly Muslim countries.

She has been fined four times for inciting racial hatred since 1997, at first 1,500 euros and most recently 5,000.

“I am fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country and imposing its acts,” the star of ‘And God created woman’ and ‘Contempt’ said.

She’s absolutely correct. The woman should be considered a hero, but instead she’s being prosecuted for saying what she thinks instead of kissing muslim ass like the simpering appeasers in her government. Every time I think the French are finally growing some hair, they prove me wrong. “Inciting racial hatred”. Since when did a fascist creed become a race? Muslims are white, black and all colors in between.

The muslims in France, meanwhile, can riot and loot and burn cars literally by the 1000’s, and be called “angry youths”. Their preachers can exhort them to kill every non-muslim they can find, and demand that the government of France give muslims special treatment that ordinary French citizens don’t get, and the French murmur apologies and meekly comply. But be prosecuted for tromping all over the laws and rights of French ciitizens? No. The government of France is such a cadre of cowards that instead they go after a 73-year-old faded movie star who has more courage than all those politicians put together, to show their muslim bullies that they’re being dutifully compliant.

For Sale: French Military Rifle. Never Fired. Dropped Once.

A federal agency has authorized the killing of up to 85 California sea lions that prey on migrating salmon and steelhead at the base of Bonneville Dam on the Columbia River. Sea lions are wiping out the salmon returning to the rivers to spawn, as they only take one bite out of the salmons bellies where all the fish’s fat is deposited. They just want the fat, not the meat, and of course the injury kills the fish. A full grown sea lion is a huge animal which will kill many 100’s of salmon daily.

So now The Humane Society of the United States wants a federal judge to head off the capturing or killing of the salmon-eating sea lions at Bonneville Dam in the Columbia River, no doubt figuring that live sea lions are better to have around than 1000’s of dead salmon rotting in our drinking water. It said a much larger-than-normal run is predicted this year and that the quota for fishermen has been raised by 33 percent.

What? Where do they get that? Are they nuts? No it isn’t. No it hasn’t. The salmon season has just been closed down along the entire Western coast from California to mid-Oregon because of this!

So I have this suggestion for the Humane Society: Go ahead and let the sea lions wipe out the Columbia River salmon entirely. Then all those sea lions will starve to death in slow agony.

They will. No food, no eat. You dumb bastards.

Then after all the sea lions are dead and gone, we can re-plant the Columbia with baby salmon, and we won’t have to deal with morons like you in the managing of our wildlife, since you only care about furry animals and clearly don’t give a hoot in Hell about us or the fish.

All animals eat and multiply to the limit of their food supply. When they overpopulate, there’s a die-off.

Sea otters eat shellfish and have really nice fur. For a long time they were hunted for their fur until they nearly became extinct, but in the meantime the shellfish industry swelled and thrived. Then it became illegal to kill even one sea otter and now the shellfish industry is wiped out by the sea otters, which then died off and now there are exactly enough otters to eat exactly enough shellfish with none left over for us. When was the last time you enjoyed a plate of abalone strips?

If we did a yearly cull of sea lions and sea otters, the animals would keep a balanced population and we could share in the oceans bounty instead of letting them eat it all.

Baaa

The chief of U.N. humanitarian operations, John Holmes, said Tuesday that poor people around the world are facing worsening hardship because of the expense of food. He said food prices had risen an average of 40 percent over the last year.

“The security implications should also not be underestimated as food riots are already being reported across the globe,” Holmes said during a conference in Dubai. “Compounding the challenges of climate change in what some have labeled the perfect storm are the recent dramatic trends in soaring food and fuel prices.”

MAHALLA EL-KOBRA, Egypt (AP) — “Egypt rushed Tuesday to grant bonuses to workers after two days of deadly riots over high food prices and low wages wracked this northern industrial city, fueling government fears that economic angst might boil over across the country. Prime Minister Ahmed Nazif hurried to Mahalla al-Kobra on Tuesday with several top economic ministers to meet with workers at the 50-year-old, state-owned Misr Spinning and Weaving factory complex that employs 25,000 people and announced they would receive a bonus of 30 days’ pay and promised to address their demands for better health care and higher wages.

30 days pay is $34. The average Egyptian worker is desperately poor and is the head of a family of 5. Food prices have risen 40% in Egypt and world-wide over the past year. You can’t afford tires on a bicycle on $34 a month.

A top United Nations official warned that many poor nations are in danger of such unrest as inflation heats up around the globe.

Unrest? You mean food riots that sweep away entire governments? Open warfare between government soldiers and police, and the population at large? Widespread famine, and the raging disease epidemics that go with it? The return of Bubonic Plague to Africa, plus Cholera and Dysentery and God knows what other filth-borne, insect-borne, rat-carried diseases?

I’d posted on this looming future sometime ago, maybe a year or more, I forget now. It was easy to see it coming then and now everybody gets it.

This isn’t entirely due to population increases or changing global weather conditions. In fact their contribution is small and not very significant. The shortage of food is due mostly to its rising cost combined with the switch of millions of farm acres to methanol production, and hoarding.

The huge increase in oil from $20 a barrel to $108 currently drives up food production costs. Much of the fertilizer is a byproduct of petroleum. The farm machines run on it, the food is harvested and transported and packaged and preserved using petroleum products.

Food producers, rice, wheat, corn and soy, are hoarding these products against higher prices as the market futures spiral up, thus creating an additional shortage.

This level of greed is foolish and these people are going to lose it all when the starving population rips open their doors and carries off the bags of grain, leaving a lot of dead bodies behind who will never run this business again. That means no more food distribution at all, which means a rapid increase in mass starvation and no nation will step in to help.

Why not? Because there will simply be too much of it going on to cope with. The price of oil needs to come down to no more than $50 a barrel immediately. Fat chance in Hell. The corn/methanol farmers need to switch back to food corn. A lot of them are, in fact, doing this and others are switching over to soy beans, an excellent food source, and the hoarders need to open up their warehouses and start selling their stock at fair prices. Unlikely but who knows, after the first few warehouse raids, perhaps the rest will wake up.

Otherwise, those hoofbeats are going to get awful loud. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. War, Famine, Plague and Death are on the road now and now, anyone can see it.

Here we see a horde of angry sheep attacking a Humvee…

And here is a video taken from a drone of 3 sheep infiltrators… Strong Language Warning.

This Iraqi sheep insurgent isn’t fooling anybody…

These sheep are not all Sunnis, as evidenced by the sheep Shiite everywhere.

Lastly, for those who still think Obamas 20-year close friend and religious guru, J. Wright, is okay, watch this: (You might change your mind.)
Update: Never mind, it’s been deleted off Google. Too bad…

Reuters reports: A Dutch film, Fitna, the Movie, accusing the Koran of stirring violence is “unfair to the world’s Muslims and may provoke confrontation,” Danish Foreign Minister Per Stig Moller said on Friday.

What? You mean the Religion of Peace muslims might start burning and killing again? Oh, surely not.

“I do not agree with the film because you cannot say 1.3 billion Muslims are potential terrorists,” Moller told reporters during a meeting of the Euro foreign ministers.

Sure you can. Watch: “1.3 billion Muslims are potential terrorists.”

There ya go. See how easy that was? Why, hell, man, anyone can do that.

The film by the patriotic Dutch parliamentarian Geert Wilders, launched on Thursday, urges Muslims to tear out “hate-filled” verses from the Koran. It starts and finishes with a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad with a bomb under his turban, one of a series originally published in Danish newspapers.

Titled “Fitna”, an Arabic term sometimes translated as “strife”, the movie intersperses images of the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on the United States and Islamist bombings with quotations from the Koran, Islam’s unholy book. (8:39) “So fight them until there is no more disbelief (fitnah) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone”. Nice, huh?

In other words, fitna is pretty much anything that is counter to being subjugated by the fascist doctrine of Islam. Is it coming clear now why that movie was made? Have you seen it yet? No? Are you afraid to?

Running scared, Danish Foreign Minister Per Stig Moller said “If you only come up with provocations, you will reach those who want to be provoked and those who then want to use this provocation to inflame the situation instead of having cooperation.” In 2006 Denmark was hit by boycotts and international protests over the Prophet cartoons. Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden last week threatened the EU with unspecified reprisals over the Mohammad cartoons and now the cowardly Danes like Moller are crapping in their pants and this particular coward is talking about cooperation with terrorists. Good luck.

Likewise sayeth the mealymouthed sycophants in Britain such as this fool: “It is very important that we hold fast and firm to European values about the freedom of speech,” said British Foreign Secretary David Miliband. “But that we also recognise that … there are legal and judicial systems that ensure that that freedom is not used to incite religious or racial hatred.”

Right. You can say anything you like as long as you don’t offend muslims because if you do they will attack England. So pass laws prohibiting any criticism of Islam and keep England safe. Baaa.

LiveLeak and Youtube have joined the ranks of Network Solutions in banning Free Speech about Islam. In Youtubes case it appears to be simply not wanting to offend all those muslims out there. LiveLeak says their employees are in danger so they too are opting out.
What does that tell you about Islam?

Google is hosting Fitna, click here to see it and a lot of other related movies. There’s some great stuff posted from our troops, too.
There are a lot of blogs now that are hosting Fitna. One is the anti-Islam site, IslamaNazi.com and the link is found here.

Baaa.

I was going to wait until tomorrow to put up a post now that I’m back, but seeing this in the news, I knew it couldn’t wait: PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A Philadelphia agency has ruled that English-only signs at a famous cheesesteak shop are not discriminatory. The Commission on Human Relations says in its Wednesday ruling that the sign at Geno’s Steaks does not violate the city’s Fair Practices Ordinance. Joe Vento posted the signs at his shop in October 2005. They read “This is AMERICA: WHEN ORDERING ‘PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH.’”

Oh yeah? Well, I have a Patagonian tree frog that doesn’t speak a word of English. How do you think little Ribbit feels, seeing signs like that? I can tell you, it sure stops his chirruping dead.

The only solution here, to keep from offending those who come here expecting to see signs in Aarrdvarkian or whatever the Hell, is to OUTLAW SIGNS! You want to know something, you gotta ASK, and if you don’t ask in ENGLISH, then good luck to you in finding your lost child, the next plane to Denver or in getting served dead flies on a stick instead of those lamb chops and veggies you actually wanted.

Sorry but I’m not posting today. I have a nasty neck strain and it’s at its worst sitting in front of my PC and having to hold my head straight.
Tomorrow should be a better day.

This posed picture is what the New York Times would have you believe is Palestinians grieving. There’s not a tear in the crowd. Note the two arrows, the one on the left pointing at the back of someones head who didn’t want to be in the picture and the one in the center, top, pointing at someone far more interested in the camera than in bothering to pretend sadness.

Staged scenes are common among these people. Remember all the phony pictures that were exposed during the fighting in Lebanon, the same woman appearing all over Lebanon, supposedly grieving, the body of the same dead child repeatedly held up in different bombed sites, an ambulance with bullet holes from a Hizbollah machine gun and the claim that Israelis shoot at ambulances.

The phony scene above is supposedly over the death of some terrorist relative. Gee. How sad. So why is the New York Times showing us this tripe instead of a real picture of the dead Israeli soldiers who died defending their country from terrorist attacks? I think it’s a good question.

They’re all in a flap over at the EPA because Administrator Stephen Johnson has turned down California’s request to reduce vehicle greenhouse gas emissions. Johnson denied the waiver request in December, blocking California and at least 16 other states from implementing the reductions and now some high-ranking career staffers would like to see him resign.

The EPA makes decisions based on corporate wants instead of environmental needs, so why it’s called the Environmental Protection agency is anyones guess. Now, California and no doubt those 16 other states generate a lot of vehicle exhaust. Maybe the Californians are only concerned about the “greenhouse gas”, which is plain old carbon dioxide, but shouldn’t we be less concerned about that then all the other noxious, actually poisonous fumes belching out of all those tailpipes? If you reduce the CO2, all the other fumes decrease too.

I live in the North where the winters are cold. Global warming is my friend. I like it. Breathing is nice, too, if the air is clean.

Cough, cough.

Oil prices are over $100 a barrel now, driving the Inflation Engine ever faster as commodity prices race to keep up with increasing costs of energy, raw materials, transportation and demands for higher wages to meet the increased cost of living.

The OPEC nations and other smaller producers like Venezuela see a decreased demand for oil in the Western Hemisphere, as winter warms to spring, and are increasing the price to maintain their high profits.

We, the sheep, will of course follow this with hardly a bleat. Ha ha, sheep joke: We won’t skip a bleat. Ha baaa ha. As our leaders run for the edge of the fiscal precipice we will faithfully follow. We will stand in line to have our wool shorn before the last winter freeze, trusting that we will not die of exposure. But if we do, hey, we’re only sheep.

Hey, ewe, looky here. WE’RE EVACUATING OUR SERBIAN EMBASSY! That’s (baaa) right, and do you know WHY? Because George Bush, our faithful furry leader with the long pointy ears and lovely sharp teeth recognized the breakaway little Islamic chunk of Serbia calling itself Kosovo, as being a legitimate country.

So now all the Christian Serbians are really, really mad at the United States and they’re showing it by attacking whatever part of us they can reach, which of course is our embassy and the poor bastards in it.

This reaction was a given. The Serbs begged us, implored us, not to give recognition to this illegal action but Baaa, we did anyway. And so, “Around 1,000 protesters set fire to the embassy in Belgrade in protest at Washington’s support for Kosovo’s declaration of independence.”

More Herd News today, our Fearless Leader (same one w/pointy ears and sharp teeth) Bush says that companies need the “protection” of the Wiretapping Law.
Bush called on Congress to quickly pass wiretapping legislation when it returns from a recess on Feb. 25, saying that telecommunications companies need the law to help the government monitor foreign terrorists.

Baaaa. Yes, please, take away more of our Constitutional Rights! Baaaa. Give us lots of BS, it makes our grass grow green, baaa. Lie to us, we believe every word of it. Baaa-aaa.

“The House’s refusal to act is undermining our ability to get cooperation from private companies, and that undermines our effort to protect us from terrorist attacks,” Bush said. OOO now I’m really scared. OOO terrorist attacks. Didn’t that idiot ever hear the story of “The boy who cried wolf”? He cried wolf one time too many and no one came to help when the wolf was really there, and the wolf ate him. This time it’s the wolf crying wolf. Baaaa. We believe him. Baaaa.