As calls for his impeachment grow louder, coupled with possible war crimes trials to begin next year, President George W. Bush may be thinking that South America would make a fine place to retire.

This and the blog at the link above are reporting that at least two sources, including Upsidedownworld and Prensa Latina, report rumors of a Bush family purchase of land in northern Paraguay.

Ahh, Paraguay. Land of fleeing Nazi war criminals, haven of the despised. Without this corrupt little banana republic, where could the evil rich hide?

An Argentine official regarded the intention of the George W. Bush family to settle on the Acuifero Guarani (Paraguay) as surprising, besides being a bad signal for the governments of the region…Luis D Elia, undersecretary for the Social Habitat in the Argentine Federal Planning Ministry, issued a memo partially reproduced by digital INFOBAE.com, in which he spoke of the purchase by Bush of a 98,842-acre farm in northern Paraguay, between Brazil and Bolivia.

Another rumored land deal, this one involving the U.S. military, attracted the attention of Project Censored, which listed “U.S. Military in Paraguay” as one of its top 25 censored stories of 2007: “Five hundred U.S. troops arrived in Paraguay with planes, weapons, and ammunition in July 2005, shortly after the Paraguayan Senate granted U.S. troops immunity from national and International Criminal Court (ICC) jurisdiction. Neighboring countries and human rights organizations are concerned that the massive air base at Mariscal Estigarribia, Paraguay is potential real estate for the U.S. military.”

This airbase is not far from the rich Bolivian gas fields.

We know there’s terrorist bases in South America—for example, a remote region on the border of Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil where intelligence reports say Iranian-backed Hizbullah have a presence, so taking over a big Paraguayan air base is a first step and EX-Pres. Bush would be right there to oversee things for Big Oil.

“The War On Terror” seems to be concentrated in oil-rich areas. How odd. Isn’t that odd? Don’t you think that’s odd? What a perfect place from which to attack terrorists, whether there are any or not.

Yep, I bet it’s getting too hot in Texas and a 100,000 acre ranch in Paraguay under the protection of our military and their government should guarantee his safety. No extradition either.

Are you looking at this? Stand back from the herd and stare at it. It’s a wolf.

A hat tip to Jordon for bringing this to my attention.