Fat Sheep Get Slaughtered First
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008“Ever since September 11, we’ve been lurching from one crisis to the next, which has really frightened the public,” “While we’ve been focusing so much attention on that, we’ve had this silent epidemic of obesity that’s killing millions of people around the world, and we’re devoting very little attention to it and a negligible amount of money.”
Yep. Obesity is way more dangerous than terrorism, but take heart. Only certain people tend toward bloating themselves with too much food and their claim is that it’s not gluttony, it’s genetic and they just can’t help themselves. So why take heart? Well, because there’s a certain thing called the Darwin Principle, which is that certain types that are less suited to survive, weed themselves out of the gene pool.
The fat sheep die first from all kinds of diseases and physical problems. Fatties are also less sexually desirable, and so have less children than moderate people. Extinction bound.
Yep. All you fatties out there are like terrorists except the only one being blown up is you. Some lovely day, with the warm sun in your face, just when you’re having the most fun and feel like you could live forever, BLOOEY! There goes the old heart. Bummer, huh?
Your Leader. Here I am, eating grass. Pretty good grass. Do you like my ear tag? I wonder what it's for.