Hey, ewe, looky here. WE’RE EVACUATING OUR SERBIAN EMBASSY! That’s (baaa) right, and do you know WHY? Because George Bush, our faithful furry leader with the long pointy ears and lovely sharp teeth recognized the breakaway little Islamic chunk of Serbia calling itself Kosovo, as being a legitimate country.

So now all the Christian Serbians are really, really mad at the United States and they’re showing it by attacking whatever part of us they can reach, which of course is our embassy and the poor bastards in it.

This reaction was a given. The Serbs begged us, implored us, not to give recognition to this illegal action but Baaa, we did anyway. And so, “Around 1,000 protesters set fire to the embassy in Belgrade in protest at Washington’s support for Kosovo’s declaration of independence.”

More Herd News today, our Fearless Leader (same one w/pointy ears and sharp teeth) Bush says that companies need the “protection” of the Wiretapping Law.
Bush called on Congress to quickly pass wiretapping legislation when it returns from a recess on Feb. 25, saying that telecommunications companies need the law to help the government monitor foreign terrorists.

Baaaa. Yes, please, take away more of our Constitutional Rights! Baaaa. Give us lots of BS, it makes our grass grow green, baaa. Lie to us, we believe every word of it. Baaa-aaa.

“The House’s refusal to act is undermining our ability to get cooperation from private companies, and that undermines our effort to protect us from terrorist attacks,” Bush said. OOO now I’m really scared. OOO terrorist attacks. Didn’t that idiot ever hear the story of “The boy who cried wolf”? He cried wolf one time too many and no one came to help when the wolf was really there, and the wolf ate him. This time it’s the wolf crying wolf. Baaaa. We believe him. Baaaa.