For some reason, a lot of products advertised on television here in the States have some guy with a strong Australian accent hawking them. The idea is obviously that if Australians like it, it must be good. Usually there’s a few kangaroos hopping about in some sort of outback-ish background and a good chance the speaker is wearing a Digger hat.

The plain truth is that most Australians aren’t so smart. Most of them are rude and stupid, like the Aboriginals that have been bred into much of the population over the years, generally through rape, which was a common practice back in the good old colonialist days when the population was founded with the criminal dregs of England. The stupidest and most brutal, who were sent to Australia to get them as far away from England as possible and guarantee they’d never return. A fine legacy, right, mate?

If you go into a restaurant and some family is in there, a couple parents and a couple kids, the kids will be running and screaming all over the restaurant while the parents are clearly oblivious to their behavior. This is normal in any Australian restaurant no matter how expensive or exclusive.

Australians are generally greedy, unhelpful and unfriendly. It doesn’t matter where you are or who you are, it’s “Fuck you, pay up and move on. Next?”

Just thought I’d point this out.

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