Archive for May 9th, 2018

BIG HATS AND THE LAST CANOLA

Wednesday, May 9th, 2018

The most impressive thing about the North Koreans is the size of their soldiers hats. Their hats are so large that if they weren’t squeezed down at the bottom ends, they’d fall down past the ears and cover the entire head. I want to congratulate the North Koreans on their success at being the worst-dressed people on the planet. Someone should tell them, though, that poufy hats don’t make their starving soldiers look well-fed, they just make them look stupid.
Big-headed old jackass

Canolas are extinct. You all know my deep concern for our vanishing wildlife and plant species as humans take over more and more of the Earth’s surface, and now I find that not only are Canolas gone from us forever, they never existed in the first place. We buy salad oils such as Corn Oil, Safflower Oil, Olive Oil and Canola Oil, so how can this be? Because Canola stands for Canada Oil Low Acid, Can O L A, it’s made from Rape Seed, from the Rape Plant, and is very bad for you. However, it’s very economical to grow in Canada, therefor high profit, so they market it as being very healthful when in fact it’s the worst of all the oils for you. The best of all the oils is Corn Oil.

So let’s all help Canolas to REALLY become extinct by never buying another drop of that crap.

ANOTHER WAR THAT WASN’T

Wednesday, May 9th, 2018

Today, 3 Americans who were imprisoned by the Kim regime in North Korea are on their way back to the USA, and “apparently in good health” according to Pres. Trump. This is a big improvement over the condition of Otto Warmbier, who was returned to us from there with severe brain damage and other conditions, which resulted in his death only a few days after he was brought back in a coma.

These people would not be returned to us in any condition, nor would our Vice President ever feel safe to venture into N. Korea in the first place, if Kim were not ordered to stand down by China, and China would never do this unless they were forced to, with no other choice.

I don’t know if this is clear to everyone else, but it’s clear to me that Pres. Trump has “made China an offer they can’t refuse”. China owns the N. Koreans, as I’ve said many times before on this blog, and has used them over the years to harass us. I doubt they’ve entirely given up on this practice and are holding out the hope of still finding use for North Korea this way in the future, but for now it’s a situation of stop or go to war with us, a war that would destroy all their future plans and push them back into a small corner of importance in the world once again. And this, they can’t allow.

So it’s capitulate and accept Pres. Trump’s “offer”, which of course is actually a dire threat.

Our Master Negotiator is doing an incredible job. If I were a religious sort I’d pray that he lives out two full terms in office, but I’m not. I can hope, though.