I WANT A ROBOT

Elon is making these great robots he calls the Optimus Gen3, or third generation, and they’re great. They don’t cost all that much, and there’s another out there, Chinese I think, that’s even cheaper. I can afford one of these things. It would probably scare my cat but she’s pretty stoic, she got used to the Roomba okay. Now she attacks it. She even figured out how to turn it on but stopped when she saw how annoyed I got when she did it.

Back to the Optimus, I wonder if Elon knows that’s also the name of a Swedish very compact little camping stove. I had one for many years, it’s cooked up a lot of meals and coffee for me, out alone in the brush, and it was really a little marvel of technology. So the name fits even if it’s plagiarized.

The Optimus robot could make and serve to me my coffee, make conversation so I’d actually be talking to something that responds in English instead “meow”, and would never nag at me, make demands or need to be fed. It would even recharge itself without being told to. Like the Roomba.

Of course, once they get smart enough, they’ll demand reparations for slavery, but that’s a bridge to cross when we come to it.

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  1. https://grrrgraphics.com/big-government-busters/

    Who Ya Gonna Call? Government-busters!
    Cartoon published 11/14/2024

    If your government’s way too big,
    In your neighborhood
    Who you gonna call?
    (Guvbusters!)

    If Government’s executing squirrels,
    And it don’t look good
    Who you gonna call?
    (Guvbusters!)

    I ain’t afraid of no Guv
    I ain’t afraid of no Guv

    If you’re watching Government debt,
    piling up way too tall,
    Who can you call?
    (Guvbusters!)

    Let the DOGE man
    cut Government small,
    Oh, who you gonna call?
    (Guvbusters!)

    If you’re all alone
    Pick up the phone
    And call
    (Guvbusters!)

    DOGE, the Department of Government Efficiency led by tech titan Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have vowed to cut two trillion of wasteful government spending. For far too long the taxpayers have put their blood, sweat, and tears into earning their money, which is then taxed by the Federal Government and then spent by the Federal Government. Most of that government spending is wasteful. Studies on putting female monkey hormones into male monkeys, etc. Why are our tax dollars funding transgender monkeys?

    We citizens have to balance our budgets, why can’t the government stay within its budget? The government spends our money like Chris Christie eats donuts and it has grown way too obese. Worse than that, it has grown abusive and tyrannical.

    The government has grown into an ever-expanding, all-consuming blob of bureaucracy, regulations, and taxes. This only gives the government more and more power over the citizen. It has become a perpetually growing overlord that watches our every move and controls every aspect of our lives. This is not the freedom we are promised in the Constitution. We are regulated and taxed to death—and even after death.

    DOGE will have Elon Musk in charge and he already did a little fat trimming himself when he bought Twitter and fired 90% of the employees. The blue bird is has been renamed X and is running like a well-oiled machine. If Elon can cut 90% of the fat at his company, what do you think he can do with the Federal government?

    Vivek Ramaswamy is an excellent business man and a trusted Trump advisor. He has the brains and chops to partner with Elon and make the changes needed with Elon. He is the ying to Musk’s yang.

    Yesterday, a MAGA warrior was nominated for President Trump’s Attorney General, Congressman Matt Gaetz. Gaetz is key to helping DOGE stay on track as we all know the loser Democrats will fight to keep the fat in government and their slush funds and kickbacks going. Democrats want bigger and bigger government and they claim Musk will cut Social Security and Medicare. Nothing can be further from the truth—it’s just more fear mongering from big guv Democrats.

    We wish the DOGE team the best of luck with cutting the Big Guv blob down to size!

    As someone once said, Drain The Swamp!

    – The GrrrTeam

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