I ask because his last two comments could have been left by a minimally trained wallaby with advanced palsy.
Has he lost his lust for life? Is he suffering from lazy, listless lassitude? Lingering lolligagedness?
Would a Candygram cheer him up? A visit from a voluptuous Welcome Wagon Lady? Should I call the police and have them do a welfare check and make sure he’s taking his vitamins? Oh, what to do?