Scientists study everything, including why some of us live longer than the rest, and why some of them never get cancer or dementia and have young minds. Like The Amazing Black Sheep (me), I admit in all feigned and utterly fraudulent humility.
It’s not really to my personal credit but you’re free to adulate me if you wish, though the cause of it is some rare genes, these particular scientists say.
Sydney Sweeney has good jeans and good genes but wait until she’s 87 like me, we’ll see how good those genes really are. Hah, fat chance.
I’m not actually offering any special secrets on how I manage to be so old and so smart but large donations will be cheerfully accepted, hint hint.