Read an article yesterday about a kid who was asked by his teacher what his pronouns were and he said “rock and banana”. The teacher totally stripped her gears trying to deal with that, especially when the kids agreed that was okay and any words can be gender pronouns.
So I thought I’d compile a short list of useful Gender Pronouns that anyone mentally fucked up enough to be into this jackass Gender fad would enjoy.
Ass; anime; anal; aghh; balls; blivit; blow; blunt; bleep; butt; cunt; cooter; coon; crack; crap; crazy; dick; doofus; dong; dim; egg; end; fart; fairy; fool; fudd; grunt; gas; gump, guppy; hump; hell; hiccup; hung; hairy; input; igloo; iffy; jam; jelly; juice; kick; knarled; knob; limp; loofa; lame; lost; mako; muff; nope; nasal; offal; off; or; ookie; penis; piss; puke; parp; pube; prick; queen; queer; quasi; quack; rimjob; rump; rub; scrotal; simp; sphincter; suck; snot; semen; tweek; twat; twit; uhh; umm; unh; vagina; vain; vug; wipe; wimp; weewee; yoni; zipper.
The sky’s the limit. Have fun and don’t forget, the fastest way to hammer a nail is when the sun sets, because it never melts when you’re dancing.