SUNDAY SERMON

Way back in Ancient Times, even before homosexuals had queer parades and rode unicycles while naked with their balls painted red, and parents had their little boys changed into little imitation girls, there was a place called America where everyone worshiped a Jewish god and called themselves Christians.

They were all a bunch of hypocrites, of course, but they did a pretty good job of maintaining order in the streets and keeping the economy going fairly smoothly, and they watched a television show called “Queen For A Day” where women would compete to be the “queen” and get a lot of money and nice things.

So I’ve decided to bring back something similar, something along those lines, and call it “God For A Day”. Each day people can compete to be God and dictate what happens all over the world. I think this will be very interesting to watch as I doubt the human race would survive a whole week of having a different omnipotent God ruling over it each day.

Imagine if a Sunni Muslim were God on one day and a Shiite the next? Not even a cockroach would survive.

I know not many would see the next sunrise if I were God For A Day because most people just piss me off and the first one to go would be that little unicycle-riding faggot who painted his balls red and rode naked in front of children and everybody in a queer parade in San Francisco. Then maybe Chuck Schumer and his buddies, every fucking Muslim on the planet, I’d wipe Africa clean of them and every negro and anyone else with an IQ under 110 on Earth and every one who ever harmed someone because of their race, of any color. I’d reset the human gene pool.

I’d ban religions and anyone who insisted on keeping theirs would vanish in a puff of brown smoke that smelled like the bottom of an outhouse, and I’d cause every so-called “holy” book and text to disappear forever. I’d set up insane asylums to house people who tried to start new religions.

All militaries would be disbanded, all weapons of war would fall into dust, all flags and national boundaries would be forgotten, no more patriotism or national elections, presidents or prime ministers. No nations, no political parties, just a unified, much depopulated world where people are cleaning up the mess and not making more.

They might not be happy about it at first but they’d get used to it.

I keep thinking about the Social Credit system in place in China now. Everyone has a Smart Phone. They have to. Everyone does all their business, buying, selling, banking and so on, with those phones and everything they do is recorded, everything they say is recorded, and a “Social Credit Score” is generated that determines their status as citizens. Their very lives depend on having a good Social Credit score, and the Central Committee, their government, is their god.

This system will only work as long as the governing body remains sane and stable and this is where AI comes in, because it won’t. Politics will eventually wreck everything. The answer, of course, is for AI to eventually take over the task of governing and become God, and somehow I just don’t have much faith in the benevolence of a god that was created by men. The Old Testament god is exactly that, and it’s a jealous, violent god that smites whole cities and turns people into pillars of salt.