RARE PHOTO OF ADAM SCHIFF

This is a rare photo of Schiff because his eyes aren’t bugged out like they usually are. The photographer must have caught him in the middle of blinking.

BUT THE REAL NEWS is that someone stole his luggage out of his car at the airport and he seems to be in a panic over it, probably because of his collection of dildos and other ass toys in one of the suitcases. That’s my opinion, anyway.