Today I had a Vision driving test at the Motor Vehicle Department and I PASSED IT. Oh those fools, renewing my drivers license. My eyes are so bad I have to emit squeaks now like a bat and wait for the echo, which I can’t hear because my hearing is crap. TWO YEARS! They renewed it for TWO YEARS. I won’t have to do this again until I turn 90 and if they think my vision is bad now, oh ho ho ho, just wait until I’m 90. I won’t be able to see shit but I’ll still drive because I have a license. I should buy a big bus or truck so I can rip through the mall parking lot at high speed, committing mayhem and slaughter with careless abandon, because, hey, GET OUT OF MY WAY, I’m a blind man with a driver’s license and YOU gave it to me so don’t complain.
Okay, I’ve had my fun, hopefully I’ll still be able to type crap like this in two more years but I’m just as likely to be dead as blind, it hardly matters. That is pretty neat that I have two years before it has to be renewed, though, I was expecting one year because what I have isn’t static, it’s a naturally worsening condition. How slow or fast, nobody knows. Time will tell.
I’m happy, this is good, two years is what I needed regardless of what happens with my vision because by then I should be able to get a fully autonomous vehicle if I’m still upright and moving or at least a robot to do stuff for me. All I want is to live long enough for technology to become my slave instead of me being a slave to it. Is that too much to ask?