WORLD HUNGER AVERTED

A Swedish scientist has come up with the solution for the pending global food shortage. In a burst of amazing genius, “behavioral scientist and marketing strategist Magnus Söderlund from the Stockholm School of Economics proposed that in order to truly take on the effects of climate change, we must “awake the idea” that eating human flesh should be discussed as an option in the future.

Yes, Dear Reader, the day is coming when we will all be starving to death like the survivors of an airline crash on a remote, glaciated mountain peak. All those frozen bodies will start looking like popsicles once we get hungry enough. And the non-frozen ones. And the still-warm ones. And the ones that are still moving. And YOU, man, you look so yummy……..

I wouldn’t be buying stock in the Soylent Corporation if I were you, I don’t think they’ll last that long before they all get eaten, considering that we’re all going to die from Climate Change and Global Warming and Food Shortage and The Great Supply Chain Breakdown.

These are the same people who brought us Covid 19 and the fix for it, the Mrna poison stew jabs. Hey, I just looked at a picture of a newborn baby with his left arm amputated because of BLOOD CLOTS after his mother got the Clot Shots, “5-Year-Old Dies of Cardiac Arrest Caused by Myocarditis”, young school kids dropping dead of heart attacks in gym classes, all victims of Clot Shots.

So you know what, I don’t think any of these people telling us about all the terrible things in our future actually know what the fuck they’re talking about, I think they’re all part of a huge propaganda campaign to keep us all in a state of panic and we’d better stop listening to them for our own good.