WORLD HUNGER AVERTED

A Swedish scientist has come up with the solution for the pending global food shortage. In a burst of amazing genius, “behavioral scientist and marketing strategist Magnus Söderlund from the Stockholm School of Economics proposed that in order to truly take on the effects of climate change, we must “awake the idea” that eating human flesh should be discussed as an option in the future.

Yes, Dear Reader, the day is coming when we will all be starving to death like the survivors of an airline crash on a remote, glaciated mountain peak. All those frozen bodies will start looking like popsicles once we get hungry enough. And the non-frozen ones. And the still-warm ones. And the ones that are still moving. And YOU, man, you look so yummy……..

I wouldn’t be buying stock in the Soylent Corporation if I were you, I don’t think they’ll last that long before they all get eaten, considering that we’re all going to die from Climate Change and Global Warming and Food Shortage and The Great Supply Chain Breakdown.

These are the same people who brought us Covid 19 and the fix for it, the Mrna poison stew jabs. Hey, I just looked at a picture of a newborn baby with his left arm amputated because of BLOOD CLOTS after his mother got the Clot Shots, “5-Year-Old Dies of Cardiac Arrest Caused by Myocarditis”, young school kids dropping dead of heart attacks in gym classes, all victims of Clot Shots.

So you know what, I don’t think any of these people telling us about all the terrible things in our future actually know what the fuck they’re talking about, I think they’re all part of a huge propaganda campaign to keep us all in a state of panic and we’d better stop listening to them for our own good.

VACATION IN SUNNY TAIWAN

Nasty Nancy Pelosi, aka the original Lipstick On A Pig, is going to fly to Taiwan on her Asian tour regardless of the shrieking, wailing, threats, chest thumping and waving of rocket launchers by the CCP, demanding that she not go.

China swears up and down that if she goes, that will give them no choice but to attack Taiwan and I suppose that means us, too, though they haven’t really gotten specific about that. Just lots of jumping up and down while shrieking, mostly. Ever see howler monkeys carry on when they perceive a threat? Throwing their crap, pissing on people, or lions, or whatever? That’s China.

Looks like the CCP’s efforts at intimidation are falling flat. Personally I hope not, it would be great if this worked and China did launch an invasion of Taiwan because we would immediately supply Taiwan with massive amounts of explosive hardware and watch China do what Russia is doing right now, drain their economy and military strength.

If the Globalist Cabal succeeds in fomenting proxy wars with two of the world’s worst World Domination schemers, and gets them to crash their economies in their efforts to win, it won’t be the final hurdle they need to overcome but it will be the biggest one remaining that stands in their way of a global government.

Not to mention what an added plus it would be if they actually did kill Nancy Pelosi.