YOU CAN’T INSULT ISLAM

In Islam it is punishable by death to say anything that is derogatory of Islam. To insult Islam is to get your head whacked off by a whack job Muslim. This is a sure thing because all Muslims are whack jobs. There’s not a sane one in the bunch.

Islam is the worst, most totally fucked up, completely insane heap of dogma that passes for a religion on the entire planet. I mean, look at it. In Islam it’s perfectly okay to have sex with goats, the only caveat is that if you injure the goat, you’re responsible for taking care of it. Otherwise, you bet, fuck any goat you like as long as it’s your goat. You don’t want to be fucking your neighbor’s goats without their permission.

You can fuck boys in the ass. You can live with a boy that you keep just for sex, and no one accuses you of being homosexual. But if you have sex with a grown man you will be thrown off a tall building, decapitated, stoned to death, whatever pleases the crowd at the time.

A Muslim in Germany was arrested for fucking a small boy in the ass, just some kid he grabbed and raped, didn’t actually know the boy. He excused his actions by saying that he had a sexual emergency. In other words, he was really horny and the little boy was right there, so, of course he fucked the little boy. What are you so upset about?

In Islam it’s good to kill people who refuse to become worshipers of Islam and it’s good to be killed doing it. It’s good to lie to people about anything you want to lie about if they’re not believers in this shit. The very existence of this dogma is an insult to all humanity.

This is why you can’t insult Islam. Because it’s impossible. Islam is an insult to everything that exists.

WHAT’S OUR DEFCON?

DEFCON is the acronym for Defense Condition. It defines our state of military alert at a time when we are threatened with attack. Russia keeps threatening to use nuclear weapons against us, as does North Korea. China does as well, they just keep it real low key, unlike the blustering, bullying Russians.

All these threats are valid though, and let’s not forget Pakistan, which has a bunch of atomic bombs and has sold the technology to others including Iran. Did they sell off a bomb or two as well? Could be.

According to defconlevel.com, we are at DEFCON 3 right now, mostly because of the Russian threats, down from DEFCON 2 because the Russians have backed off a little. DEFCON 1 is the highest level, so it was getting very serious there for awhile and may again.

Newsbleat has bookmarked the above website and will keep you advised of any changes, and you can subscribe to them for advance alerts for as little as $5 a month if you want faster notification of any changes in our DEFCON status.

Knowing if we went to DEFCON 2 or 1 could give you a chance to reach shelter and save your life.