BIFF! BAM! POW! TAKE THAT!

What, you politicians have all gone Communist and taken over the country? Well, by God, we’ll show you. How? I’ll tell you how.

We’ll stop drinking Budweiser beer and shopping at Target stores. That’s how.

Budweiser’s “Bud Lite” beer, that featured a queer guy who makes himself look like a chick, on the can and in some ads, and Target Stores, which featured Satanic and Trans-style clothes for little children, are now being boycotted and have lost billions of dollars in sales.

What have we learned as Americans from this? That we reject the Communistic efforts of our government to confuse our sexuality? No, not that.

That we won’t tolerate stores selling pervert clothing for little kids? No, not that.

We learned that if enough people make a big enough fuss about queers on beers, that we’d be too embarrassed to buy any, and that it gives those of us who buy that weak piss a sense of power by changing brands to some other weak piss. Target Stores just happened to get caught up in the sudden burst of general outrage. They’ll recover. What this is really all about is a popular beer brand making the mistake of pushing deviant faggotry onto the wrong crowd.

“See what a man I am? I switched to Blatz Lite. Take that, you sons of bitches. “

This isn’t an attack on our new Uniparty government, or even a protest of it. It’s a bunch of straight beer drinkers not wanting to be embarrassed by being seen sucking on a can with a fag on it. That’s what we learned. And you wondered when we’d rise up in all our mighty wrath? Well, now you know.