Just watched “Jurassic World Dominion” on Netflix Prime. It was perfect propaganda for the open-minded who like to see movies with Happy Endings.
The movie proceeded much like all the other Jurassic Park movies, with lots of monsters and screaming and people getting eaten, of course, though it’s the ending that is meant to stick with you. It’s about wonderful, wonderful Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. Yes, At Long Last, the dinosaurs and modern creatures all learn to live together, and as the sun sets in the west, we see a mixed herd of two-legged herbivorous theropods and wild horses running together, a flock of ravenous meat eating pterodactyls and bug eating geese flying peacefully together, and something vaguely like a couple of megalodons swimming together, alone together, but the gentle, happy music played on as the narrator told us how everything was living happily together. The big hungry dinosaurs were not eating everything else, no, oh no. While it wasn’t said out loud, I KNEW.
It was a perfect world of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion and if anyone is sappy enough to believe this impossible fairy tale can actually apply to Real Life, I have an actual living velociraptor to give them for free. It can baby sit their kids while they’re out watching a movie.