I just watched a news video taken today of the L.A. City Council in session.
Someone on the Los Angeles, CA city council made a serious proposition, that the City start providing sexual relief for the homeless, in the name of equality, by giving them hygienic hand jobs. Yes. Masturbating them. Setting up masturbation stations for the homeless complete with hired help to jack them off.
I see good money in this, in a secondary market, for those involved in the printing of the placards that line the sides, above the windows, of city buses. The first to land the City contract for the ones that advertise this service will make a pretty penny and my plan is for animated ads. For instance, old Harry lays back with a smile while the Latex-gloved Relief Person unzips him, pulls out his johnson and starts stroking away. The flashing text can read something like “Free handjobs for the homeless, sign up today, watch for the rainbow-painted van with the big red plastic dildo on top in your neighborhood.”
I honestly thought this level of shit only happened in San Francisco.