The Great Xoggoth suggests that Trump build a dome over the USA. In fact, The Donald has exactly this in mind, a Golden Dome built of the very latest in anti-missile technology to protect him and of course “all Americans” from attacks from the air if his “ballroom” deep underground next to the White House fails to do the job.
This must be why he bombed Iran into stopping their firing of missiles at Israel, he needs Israel’s technology to built this imaginary dome. It’s only temporary, of course, Iran will start shooting missiles at Israel again as soon as Trump gets that technology from the Jews. I mean, between New York City and Tampa, there’s plenty of Jews, who needs Israel, right?
What I’m wondering is how Trump is going to attach his name to the dome? Since it’s not a real, physical dome-thing like the Kennedy Center is real, this is a real problem for him, especially since the courts made him take down those huge letters that spelled TRUMP that were up over the smaller name Kennedy on Kennedy’s Center. What a blow! Enraged, embarrassed, VENGEFUL I wouldn’t want to be one of those judges. Of course, Ted Kennedy, a Democrat, would have been fine with Donald slapping a huge TRUMP on top of that Democrat building, no problem, ho ho, yeah, very funny, good laugh.
About that underground “ballroom”, since he has Trump Towers already, and he’s independently financing his survival shelter, I mean “ballroom”, there’s no reason he can’t put up a huge golden neon sign at the entrance proclaiming “TRUMP Dome Backup” or some such and the courts couldn’t make him take it down, though the next President could. It would be best to wait until Donald is a Dead Duck first though, he’s 80 now it shouldn’t be a long wait and meanwhile, if he can’t have his name glowing in the sky, he can have it there.
Besides, he still has two and a half years to go yet as president, lots of time to glue TRUMP all over Washington D.C.. Personally I think he should change the name of the Washington Monument to the Trump Monument, White House to Trump House, have his image added to Mt. Rushmore (there is room, that’s already been checked out) and maybe have some rivers and mountains and things name-changed to Trump. Animals, too, like instead of Ursus Arctos Horribilis, the grizzly bear, Ursus Trumpos Horribilis, something like that. And a few bugs, Trump Beetle, Trump Fly, Trump Worm. Lots of public schools are named after presidents, and highways. I heartily recommend renaming Old Faithful in Yellowstone Park to Trump Geyser as being eminently appropriate. The possibilities of aggrandizing the Trump name are endless but I’m sure he’ll wear it out for the rest of us long before the possibilities are used up.
His niece, the one he just settled a lawsuit with, against her for giving his tax info to the New York Times, has written extensively about her uncle, calling him “The most dangerous man in the world” who should never have been given the power of the Presidency. We still have 2.5 years to find out if she was right. I hope not. Hey, just wanted to say something to cheer everyone up. :-))