Did I just hear a faint brrrrrrip noise? Do I detect the odor of an open sewer? Can that be a faint whiff of a Russian fart?
Erik Snowden is still in Russia, the guy who published thousands of hacked communications between diplomats and other U.S. government officials. He has thousands more that weren’t published but you can rest assured that the Russians got every single last one in exchange for giving him sanctuary and keeping him safe from American prisons.
Now we have Wikileaks publishing hacked emails proving that the Democratic nomination for President was rigged in favor of Hillary and against Sanders.
Espionage experts in the field of Internet security say that it’s a certainty that it was the Russians who hacked the DNC emails and gave them to Wikileaks to release, and that the Russians most likely hacked all of Hillary’s emails too.
It seems that Vlad Putin really doesn’t like the Clintons very much, and very likely favored Bernie Sanders instead, which is why they released those DNC emails to Wikileaks to publish. On the other hand, Putin does seem to like Donald Trump, and when it comes to which person he’d rather deal with, who knows? That might be Trump. It looks that way, otherwise why show the world that Sanders was cheated? That makes Hillary look pretty bad.
There’s a chance that the Russians are going to expel some bad gas soon, in the form of released Hillary Clinton emails. I believe that they hold the future of our next president in their hands, and if so, I have no doubt whatever that they’re making a deal with Donald Trump right now, and I think I know what they want, too. Either a free hand in Turkey without our intervention or a backing off of NATO. Or maybe both.
The Russians hate NATO, it’s poised as a constant threat to their security and has been used primarily to force economic concessions from them instead of being simply a watchdog and guardian of the member states, as it was originally meant to be. Donald Trump has been speaking out against NATO members not paying their fair share, and this must be delighting Vlad Putin. You, the reader, can see where this is leading, and if the Russians do have really incriminating evidence against Hillary, they may end up blowing a monster vodka and borscht fart all over her campaign. The hitch in this is that by releasing any of Hillary’s emails, the Russians will be revealing that they know all the secret stuff she sent, too, but they also must know that the CIA would consider that a given in any case, and may consider it worth doing it to get NATO off their backs.
Now, wouldn’t that be fun to watch? I doubt that she’d be prosecuted by Obama’s racist Attorney General bitch, but she would surely go down in flames on Election Day.