The Donald actually sounds serious this time, saying that he’s in the running for the Presidency. I remember Ross Perot announcing his candidacy and one hell of a lot of people getting behind him in his campaign, and how he suddenly dropped out for no good or apparent reason. To this day I wonder what he was threatened with that make him chicken out, because he sure did piss off an awful lot of people who’d spent their own money and time in his behalf. Made himself look like an idiot in the process, too.
Now along comes Donald Trump, another self-made rich man, also known as The Hair for his really stupid-looking hair style. Should we take him seriously and if he’s taking himself seriously and really does run, should we vote for him?
Well, I say, why not? After all, we actually elected a black homosexual Communist from Kenya with a forged birth certificate, who told us in advance that he planned to wreck our country for us, so why not a strange duck like Donald
Duck Trump. Quack quack. Actually, I kind of like the idea of The Donald as our President. He doesn’t like foreign countries and he really doesn’t like Mexicans and he says so. Boy, did the Mexicans ever piss and moan over his last comments about how the Mexicans are bringing us nothing but drugs and rapists. I love it. I mean, how can you not like someone who doesn’t like Mexicans, I ask you?
Time will tell if he’s going to pull a Ross Perot on us or not. Personally, I hope not. I was going to vote for Perot, but after he backed out, and I got a better look at him, I was glad he wasn’t on the ballot. The Donald, now, that’s different. He’s been around for years and years and all America has followed his lurid career. He doesn’t sound very smart when he talks, in fact most of the time he sounds kind of stupid, a lot like most of the neighbors I’ve had over the years. Yet he’s made billions of dollars, so he’s gotta be smarter than your average bear, anyway. But what I like most about him is what he likes most about himself, he has no political experience. He’s not a politician, nor is he a lawyer. That latter is important. Our politicians are all lawyers.
What is the difference between a carp and a lawyer? Answer: One is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish. That’s lawyers, pretty much.
So yeah, if he ends up with the nomination, I’ll vote for him as many times as I can get away with. If nothing else, his would be a Presidency to remember.