It has come to the attention of Vladimir Putin that the area of Earth near Russia known as “Ukraine” is not naturally forested, as it would normally be without any human intervention through habitation.
So being a good ecologist and in the spirit of generosity and goodwill, he has sent his armies in to remove all the ugly projections that have sprouted literally all over Ukraine of concrete, steel and glass by reducing them to rubble.
Over time, grasses will grow that will degrade this rubble and expose the soil underneath and allow trees to sprout and forests to return. To speed this process up, Mr. Putin has generously removed millions of the people who were living there and placed them in remote areas of Russia where they are generously given total freedom to survive or starve to death, while generously stripping the Ukraine ports of all the stored grain to generously sell to Africans at inflated prices caused by the grain shortage that has resulted from his generous terraforming efforts in Ukraine.
The United States of America is greatly assisting Mr. Putin’s efforts in the creation of rubble by sending in massive quantities of things that explode, and has vowed to persist in doing so until the bitter end, which would be the ultimate collapse of the Russian economy and the starvation deaths of a lot of Russians, further aiding the goal of the return of the forests.
Our hats are off to this grand effort by world leaders to reduce carbon emissions and increase our atmospheric oxygen.