The Gummint just announced that Punkeymox vaccines will soon be distributed to the areas most in need of them, comprising all of Washington DC, California, Illinois, Florida and New York, with an initial shipment of 56,000 doses.
Wupsie! Looks like someone forgot to tell them that there’s a few more people in all those places than 56,000. Oh well.
It doesn’t matter, there’s lots of new diseases being prepared for our consumption anyway, like Funkeydox and Donkeyfux and lots of other new bugs just waiting to be tested out on our immune systems. My cousin Harry, who used to be a girl named Harriet but prefers to be called “Transmanistan” for no reason us kin know of, so we call it “Tranny” for short, anyway, Tranny works in a medical lab and says it puts these bugs under that big microscope it has and they all have “Made in China” stamped on them, and God knows how anything can stamp something that small but there you are. Those clever Chinese can sure figure stuff out.
This is a new trend in disease naming, yep, it is, on the drawing board are diseases like JillCardia, Schumerrhea, Fauciphilus and so forth. With so many names to create, you know the number of future diseases we get to have is gonna be endless, along with all the vaccines for all these diseases.
I’m thinking a permanent injection point, like when they do an IV drip, so you can get them 20 and 30 at a time without all those painful puncture wounds. Good idea? It is if they say so.