or, SUNDAY FUNNIES
If this story is true, this guy is either the bravest or stupidest man alive and maybe also the luckiest, because he still has his dick.
Noah Tomlin, 23 years old, was arrested for forcing a PIT BULL DOG to give him ORAL SEX, the news story says. It says “Tomlin walked out of his house and approached a neighbor’s pit bull that was bound by a heavy chain” and forced the dog to perform oral sex.
In other words, he shoved his stiff dick into the dog’s mouth and fucked the dog in the mouth, and the dog didn’t bite this idiot’s dick off.
Pit Bull dogs are one of the most vicious breeds in the world. They’re the favorite dog used in dog fights that people bet on. This freak stuck his dick in the dogs mouth? Really? He needs to be kept in jail for his own good, not just to protect dogs.