How do you count 513 humpback whales all humping away at a mating gathering in the middle of the ocean? Why would you count them? Exactly how perverted do you have to be to count them while they’re humping? Is there no privacy anywhere anymore? These are all questions that should be answered by someone, preferably someone in a wet suit being mistaken for a baby humpback by a doting mother with a massive lactating teat.