FLY ME TO THE MOON, LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

And conveniently forget that it’s Iran we’re at, not Mars.

There’s not one single thing that we stood to gain by sending four people around the moon, because we’ve already done that many, many times fifty years ago. We know all about the moon, we’ve mapped and remapped it, we know where the water sources are, we know it’s interior, we know the moon.

The reason a rocket was sent around the moon was to distract everyone from what’s going on in the Middle East for awhile and the fact that the Strait of Hormuz is still blocked by Iran in spite of a so-called cease-fire deal that stipulates that Iran had to open it. They have not and now the US is going to be NEGOTIATING with Iran again, meaning that absolutely nothing will change.

We said that there would be no cease fire until Iran surrendered. Then we shot off a rocket to the moon and while everyone was staring at the shrinking dot of it, we stopped attacking Iran and agreed to negotiate.

Joe Rogan, who’s a fat, bald, stupid, loudmouth piece of shit but has a pretty successful podcast where he spouts a lot of unlikely brainfart crap, has been going on about missing and dead very important scientists, nine of them now, and he may be on to something actual. I mean, those scientists have died or disappeared under extremely suspicious circumstances and it’s too many to just be a strange coincidence. Those men were into advanced sciences and now they’re gone. Violently. Rogan says they were into advanced energy research. He says.

Iran and the Middle East are all about oil. Oil gives us Energy, Chemicals, Drugs, Plastics, Fertilizers. That’s what oil is, it runs the world and the world runs on oil. Most of the world’s oil must pass through the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile top energy scientists that might know how to open new energy sources that eliminate our need for oil for energy all disappear and a rocket flies around the moon.

If this isn’t all connected, I’ll eat Freddy Kreuger’s shorts.