Day: May 25, 2026

The word is, that people are deliberately misspelling words in things they write to prove that it’s authentically human and not something some AI program wrote.

When AI first started getting good, the first use of it that really got some attention was in Hollywood, where real actors were being replaced with AI creations, and the music world, where songs started coming out that were written and produced by non-existent musicians. All of the above is still going on, of course, only better and much more realistic as the technology improves.

The problem here is that everything is electronic now. How does anyone prove that an image is an actual photograph and not an AI creation? It’s a real problem for those for whom it’s a real problem. The rest of us don’t give a shit, of course, so this is about the It’s A Real Problem people and I have a solution.

Yes, jadees and lentilmen, I can Fix This, all I need is a few billion dollars and some laws passed by Congress, and signed by Pres. Trump, of course. What we have to do is bring back Kodak Film and the thousands of little Fotomat film processing kiosks in mall parking lots.

An actual photograph taken on light-sensitive material is of the actual scene. It can be a staged illusion but it can’t be electronically manipulated unless it’s copied to an electronic format. The original photograph stays the same.

Of course, it won’t take long for an AI program to start creating totally bogus pictures and exposing film to them, so you end up with the same thing anyway, but it would give the people in Washington a new and creative way to waste more of our money. I would welcome this, I’m so bored of failed weapon projects, shipbuilding cost overruns and trains and bridges to nowhere. They used to spend it all on studies, like $50 million to find out if houseflies get enjoyment from sex and $80 million to find the lowest temperature that chickens will still lay eggs at. One of my favorites, actually, and one that I found really interesting and hoped I could get a piece of the action on, was the $800 hammers. Just making the little steel wedges that hold the hammer part to the handle would have made me rich. Oh well.

“Bongo bongo bongo, I wanna leave the Congo, ’cause I don’t want Ebola…”

Yes, beloved, the Words of Fear are spreading even faster than the disease is in the Congo. Stay armed and if you see any mask dealers lurking about, shoot them on the spot and help prevent the spread of the real disease, which is Fear.

Another news bit of note, or bits since the news is plainly spreading, is that this is a Super El Nino, it’s just going to cause so much hell, so much damage and devastation and blablablabla Fear.

All I can tell you is that if you want the real truth, which is frightening enough, read it here. What the Gov’t tells us is mostly lies and misdirection. Whatever they see fit to tell us is always stuff that doesn’t matter. Remember Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower who escaped to Russia to keep from being killed by his employers? “I understand that I will be made to suffer for my actions,” but “I will be satisfied if the federation of secret law, unequal pardon and irresistible executive powers that rule the world that I love are revealed even for an instant.”

I’ve been telling you for a long time now that the world is run by at least one cabal and I never had access to top secret NSA information, as he did. I just look at the world and what people are doing and it’s pretty damned obvious what they’re doing. Ignore what they keep saying and look at what they keep doing. It’s easy, anyone can do it.

The truth is that Ebola can’t spread in the US except among immigrants like the Somalis, Kenyans, Congolese and so forth because of their unsanitary habits, as Ebola is spread through physical contact with an infected person’s body fluids.

The truth about El Nino is that we won’t know if it’s going to get bad until it does. It’s expected to bring a lot of violent weather ranging from floods in some places to severe drought in others, and the weather being what it is, predictions are only that. So if you live in a drought area, put in a good water supply, dig a well or whatever and if you live in a flood zone, dig some drainage ditches, invest in sandbags, buy a rowboat, get some purified water, good rain gear. Just prepare, just in case, then go on about your life. Whatever happens, you’ll very likely have some time to see it coming. Remember the wise words of Muad Dib: “Fear is the mind killer”. You’re welcome. Now be strong, brave and happy, and march forward with your right middle finger raised high on the end of your arm.