LORD OF THE FILES

Donald Trump says he’ll start releasing “some” of the UFO files tomorrow, Friday. I haven’t the slightest doubt that if he were to release actual, incontrovertible proof that one or more alien races are visiting Earth, that something terrible would happen to him.

In the first place, he has no access to those files. Several presidents have said exactly that. Pres. Carter tried to get access and was flatly refused. That fact should be sufficient to alert us that if it wasn’t true, there would be no secret to keep.

But Trump, wanting to be the first US president to do whatever it is that past presidents never did, has managed to put together a side show to embellish The Main Event, the gladiatorial bouts slated to ensue in front of the sacred White House. I dearly hope he astounds everyone by parachuting in onto the lawn and emceeing the event. “And lastly through a hoop of real fire, da da da de, da da da dum”. Trump the Showman. Don’t forget his “You’re Fired” TV show. He knows how to put these shindigs on

And the longer he can keep us entertained while the blockage of the Hormuz Strait continues, the higher fuel prices will go and the less fertilizer there will be. MEANWHILE, back at the Internet, here’s a current as of today Drought Map for your viewing pleasure:

The drought is worsening, as you can readily see by going to one of the weekly-comparison sites. As it is worldwide. A big change is hoped for with an impending switch from the current El Nina to an El Nino condition that’s hoped to bring a lot of rain, possibly as soon as next month, in June, after it’s too late to start planting, for those who were able to afford the high price of fertilizer.

Of course, the weather people say this will be a “Super El Nino”, which means major rainstorms, which will wash away all that dry soil, flood towns, kill lots of poor people…

I really hate to be so cheerful, as disasters come and go, but all this passes and is replaced by sunshine and happy days before it all turns to screaming and wailing again, it’s a cycle whether we want to get used to it or not. I’m just saying that Here comes another one, gird your loins and meanwhile Trump in his top hat and bullwhip will entertain us.

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