Month: June 2022

The Gummint just announced that Punkeymox vaccines will soon be distributed to the areas most in need of them, comprising all of Washington DC, California, Illinois, Florida and New York, with an initial shipment of 56,000 doses.

Wupsie! Looks like someone forgot to tell them that there’s a few more people in all those places than 56,000. Oh well.

It doesn’t matter, there’s lots of new diseases being prepared for our consumption anyway, like Funkeydox and Donkeyfux and lots of other new bugs just waiting to be tested out on our immune systems. My cousin Harry, who used to be a girl named Harriet but prefers to be called “Transmanistan” for no reason us kin know of, so we call it “Tranny” for short, anyway, Tranny works in a medical lab and says it puts these bugs under that big microscope it has and they all have “Made in China” stamped on them, and God knows how anything can stamp something that small but there you are. Those clever Chinese can sure figure stuff out.

This is a new trend in disease naming, yep, it is, on the drawing board are diseases like JillCardia, Schumerrhea, Fauciphilus and so forth. With so many names to create, you know the number of future diseases we get to have is gonna be endless, along with all the vaccines for all these diseases.

I’m thinking a permanent injection point, like when they do an IV drip, so you can get them 20 and 30 at a time without all those painful puncture wounds. Good idea? It is if they say so.

It has come to the attention of Vladimir Putin that the area of Earth near Russia known as “Ukraine” is not naturally forested, as it would normally be without any human intervention through habitation.

So being a good ecologist and in the spirit of generosity and goodwill, he has sent his armies in to remove all the ugly projections that have sprouted literally all over Ukraine of concrete, steel and glass by reducing them to rubble.

Over time, grasses will grow that will degrade this rubble and expose the soil underneath and allow trees to sprout and forests to return. To speed this process up, Mr. Putin has generously removed millions of the people who were living there and placed them in remote areas of Russia where they are generously given total freedom to survive or starve to death, while generously stripping the Ukraine ports of all the stored grain to generously sell to Africans at inflated prices caused by the grain shortage that has resulted from his generous terraforming efforts in Ukraine.

The United States of America is greatly assisting Mr. Putin’s efforts in the creation of rubble by sending in massive quantities of things that explode, and has vowed to persist in doing so until the bitter end, which would be the ultimate collapse of the Russian economy and the starvation deaths of a lot of Russians, further aiding the goal of the return of the forests.

Our hats are off to this grand effort by world leaders to reduce carbon emissions and increase our atmospheric oxygen.

This is a rare humorous post, here, so don’t take it seriously unless you want to.

NEWS FLASH: It has come to the attention of our incredible journalists here at Newsbleat, who never miss a thing and are always so far on top of what’s happening that they need lead weights to keep from drifting off into the void of space, that no one has died of the Flu since the beginning of 2020.

IT’S TRUE!!! Here we are, almost 6 whole months into 2022 and no one is pushing Flu shots, nor have there been any declarations on any of the MSM that IT’S FLU SEASON AGAIN, TIME TO GET YOUR VACCINE. Go into any pharmacy and up to the druggist’s counter and look around. Do you see the signs that used to be there every single year warning you to get your Flu shot? NO, you don’t. So, what do you see? Hmmm?

You see GET YOUR COVID SHOTS signs, that’s what you see. Because either it’s a FUCKING MIRACLE that the Flu has been eradicated, or else THEY DARE TO CALL IT COVID.

Oh, where is Greta Thunberg now when we need her to hiss “How dare you” and scare the shit out of the entire United Nations assembled world leaders.

Gone, gone are those halcyon days when we heard Flu Season warnings and Get your Flu shot 50 times a day on the TV. Of course, why would Pfizer and the others want us to keep getting cheap Flu shots when they could force us to get expensive Covid shots? And force us they did, refusing to let us out of our homes, into restaurants, onto airplanes, into churches, unless we had an Official Shot Card proving that we’d submitted to being injected with a poison.

Yes, they took the Flu, the Common Cold, Toe Fungus, Acute Hangnail, Sunburn and Insomnia, and called them all Covid, and 65% of the people of Earth bought into this bullshit. If the goal of doing this really is for the shots to slowly kill everyone who got one, then we’re going to lose the stupidest part of our population and you have to admit, that’s a pretty good joke on them.

See? Now, didn’t I say at the start of this that this is a humorous post? And I bet you didn’t believe me, did you. Do you now?

Lots of screeching from the Left freakoids about the Supreme Court handing the issue of abortion back to the states and it’s a tempest in a tea pot.

Half the states will keep abortion legal. The other half will pass laws restricting who can have one. This will result in the Greyhound Bus Co. making more money from pregnant women going to neighboring states for their abortions, and little else.

We finally get a rest from all the fucking politicians using pregnant women to get re-elected when none of them give a tinker’s damn about babies, the unborn, or the pregnant women involved. For a country with a Constitution that mandates Separation of Church and State, they sure shit all over that one. All the stentorian tones of preaching pontificators yapping that abortions are “Harumph, against Gawds Will, harumph” may not be stilled now but they’ll be a lot quieter, finally. Hallelujah, I say.

Being a guy, I’ve never been pregnant, so I’ve never wanted or needed an abortion because I had too much to drink and let myself get fucked without a condom. Actually, I’m guilty of fucking without a condom on numerous occasions and there’s at least one kid out there somewhere as a result of that.

So when it comes to whether abortion should be legal or not, that should never have been a question anyone asked in the first place. All that preventing women from getting them has ever accomplished is more poverty and an increased crime rate committed by a bunch of grown up unwanted bastards. That and botched jobs resulting in dead young women because of a bunch of self righteous religious cocksuckers who delight in having power over women’s bodies.

The thing to do with all the politicians who are against abortions, is to open them up and insert a 15 pound water balloon in their stomachs and make them carry that around for a few months, then ask them if they’d like to have it out. Give them a taste of pregnancy as an educational aid to better understanding.

You have to admit, those old fakers were good. They knew how to shock and awe the people to keep them in line.

“For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”

No shit? God has a penis? He had a begotten son? Who was baby momma? Oh, wait, it was some gal named Mary, God slipped it to her one night and this was perfectly fine with Joe, her husband, because she told him, “God did it, baby”.

That whoever believes this bullshit will never die. That’s what “everlasting life” is, isn’t it? NO? You have to die first, and then the invisible part of you gets to live forever? Oh, okay.

Back then you could tell people anything and if your robes and beard were impressive enough and you looked them straight in the eye while you lied your ass off, they’d bring you food, give you money and come to hear more of your bullshit that made them feel hope in a harsh and painful world.

Not a lot has changed even with the Internet, only now people want to hear what they’re going to be rewarded with in this life, instead. But that’s easy to do. First, you take away their prosperity, then you flood the country with beggars who will work or steal to survive, they don’t care which, so then wages go down further. You increase inflation, the cost of everything, and decrease supplies. Pretty soon most people are desperate and when the government says to do this or that and things will be better, people will do it. See? The priesthood hasn’t changed, they just call themselves “politicians” now.

If there is only $1000 in the whole world and there are only 100 people in the whole world and every one of them has $10, new cars can’t sell for $11 unless someone takes a dollar from someone else. So that’s what someone does and now one person is poor while another has a new car.

If the government wants to increase prosperity so everyone can have a new car, it prints more money and soon everyone has $11 and can buy a new car and the government thinks this is really great and prints lots more money, and since everyone now has more money, government increases taxes, gives themselves raises and finances public projects.

In no time, the printing of money is so popular with the government that it just keeps on printing money non-stop and soon everyone has so much money that nobody wants it anymore because it didn’t take them long to figure out that the more dollars they had, the less each dollar was worth, and all the prices on everything just started going way up.

Inflation is not caused by increasing wages or increasing prices. Those are just the results of increasing money supply. The richer everyone is, the more they charge for their labor and the goods they produce, because everyone else is, too, and everyone needs to make a profit in order to pay for the things they need.

Inflation is caused entirely by government printing what’s called Fiat Currency, which is a fancy term for Paper Money. When you see notes in circulation with 100 Million Marks and 50,000 Pesos printed on them, who did that? Did you do that? No, your GOVERNMENT did that.

Why did your government do that? Because they printed too much money to buy stuff, the value of the money went down the toilet, no foreign nation would accept their money for goods anymore, the people still need to eat but the money is only worth a 1000th of what it was, so huge denominations are printed for the people to buy food with.

Our government is blaming inflation on the oil shortage our government caused that has driven the price of fuel up, which in turn drives up the cost of everything else. The fact is that they spent OVER $11.6 trillion dollars during 2020 through 2021 alone, and will spend over $6trillion this year. This is about $8400 more spent per person than is collected in taxes per person, so the money is either printed or borrowed.

Either way doesn’t matter because even if it’s borrowed and the national debt is increased, that borrowed money is still added into our money supply along with the printed money, the value of each dollar keeps going down and the rate of inflation keeps going up.

Governments love inflation because the less the money is worth and the faster it goes down in value, the easier it is to pay off the interest on the national debt. If I owe you a dollar but don’t have to pay you for a year, and in that year my dollar drops to a value of 50 cents because there’s now 2 dollars for every one that was around last year and I have 2 dollars now, I give you one of them and it’s like I only gave you 50 cents.

This only works for a little while. Then either people stop loaning you money or they start charging more interest on loans to you because you’re becoming a Bad Risk. Then you have to print even more money but printing is expensive so you just print bigger numbers on the notes and it’s Hello, Weimar Republic and Hello, Venezuela.

So much of the “news” on the Internet now is just whining and blaming. This group of politicians is supporting gun confiscation. That group of politicians is partisan, that bunch of jurists is ignoring the truth, or refusing to allow the proof to be entered as evidence, or refusing to release a political prisoner. Whine, whine, whine, constantly.

It’s because no one is ready to just call it what it is, yet. I think that’s because the actors aren’t in charge of closing the curtains of the stage. Like Pelosi. She’s addicted to emoting her power, her imperious power, it’s all she knows. Close the curtains and she’ll collapse into a puddle of twitching goo. Similar fates to varying degrees await all the other actors on this stage from Schumer on down through the CIA and all the rest of the Alphabet Agencies.

Because it really is all just playacting. All those ridiculous, incompetent clowns that have been given government posts without a clue how to manage them, and look at Kamala Harris, a total giggling, cackling ignoramus and they made her the Vice President, successor to a man with advancing senility they gave the Presidency to. If THAT doesn’t tell you how unimportant the role of politicians is to the real leaders of this nation, then nothing ever will. They’re just actors whose job is to keep all the rest of us entertained while they reshape America into compliant Globalism.

What’s going to be funny is when Pelosi, Schumer, Nadler et al realize that their job is over. It will be when they suddenly find themselves standing there with their power gone. Their aides are gone, their offices are being shuttered and no one is taking orders from them because they’re no longer needed to distract the populace because the Great Reset is here, now.

These people may be the first to go, the first Useless Eaters to be made an example of, their wealth stripped from them, dead or dying of some new disease, found hanging from a noose tied to a chandelier, or a “tragic accident”. So many ways to go. It would be comical if they end up like that.

Ah, wishful thinking. It was never so true as now, though, that life is just a play and we are but actors on its stage. That it is truer than ever before in my life is why it seems important to me to be cognizant of this truth and the depth of it. Literally the very people who present themselves as being the most serious and the most in charge are doing nothing more than role playing. and have no power whatever in the directing of our affairs, let alone the world’s.

But the masses sit and stare, entranced, unable to turn away from the gibber and the glitter and all the flashing lights, while in the darkness, off the wings, those who mold the Earth are busy.

On this fine Wednesday morning I thought I’d just point out that the goal of the Globalists is a complete takeover by 2030. This doesn’t just mean establishing a global government that any still-existing separate nations must give homage to and cede authority to, it means that wars are over, our population has been reduced to a half-billion people worldwide, and everybody works for the Central Government.

Homosexuality, all the gender bullshit and trans-sexualism will no longer be force-fed in public schools because it won’t be necessary any longer to help knock down the census count. Likewise the Pfizer and Moderna poison jabs and the repeated pandemics and lockdowns, food shortages and starvation. All that will be behind us, or those of us still alive, anyway.

How all the different industries will be handled, which will survive and which will not, schooling, level of freedom, it’s all open for speculation right now. I’m sure the Globalists have it all figured out, anyway, and the rest of us will know before long if we live to see it.

Is that the right way to say it? Rapturous? Rolling in rapture? Rapture to the max?

It occurred to me that when the really big die-off starts, that all the Christian religious freaks are going to claim it’s The Rapture and that their Souls Are Ascending Unto Heaven Just Like Jesus To Be By His Side.

The Globalist are gonna love this and you bet they’ll agree and promote this idea to the max. All those people happily croaking because they think this is Prophecy and They’re Going To Meet God. CNN, MSNBC, all the Leftist media will suddenly become pro-Christian and start telling all the dupes that Yes, The Rapture Has Begun. Die happy, don’t make a fuss, don’t fight it, just DIE, this is God’s Will.

At this time it is good to remember that the Bible says that it is God who will draw all these good Christians up to the Great Pie In The Sky, and not Globalists who will send them there. Pretty sure Revelations makes no mention of Globalists. If you’re a believer in this stuff, you might want to give that a thought or two. Anyway, the world has to be immersed in war first before God waves his beckoning hand, so you might be dead by then anyway if it actually comes to that.

All that death may cause a disturbance in The Force but unless there’s a Yoda or an Obi Wan Kenobi to feel the tremors in the Universe, no one on Tralfamadore or elsewhere will notice. The Earth, if it were sentient, would be pretty happy about it, but this isn’t Pandora either, no Unobtainium here to connect the minds of the wildlife. What there will be is a horde of Globalists led by Klaus Schwab and trust me, they will be paying close attention to the body count.

Either China is on the side of the Globalists or they’re going to war with the Globalists to determine who rules Earth.

So let’s look at the evidence. It’s just been announced in the news that China is building a new naval base in Cambodia to increase their influence in the Indo-Pacific. Add that to the new alliance announced by Russia, with China. This latter I take with a great grain of salt, since I don’t see a bit of actual MILITARY assistance from China to Russia and they could sure use it right now, the way they’ve become bogged down in Ukraine. This appears to be strictly an economic alliance, at least for now.

My concern is that China wouldn’t be building bases and seeking alliances if they were part of the Globalist Great Reset. The rest of the world isn’t doing that, and China didn’t use Mrna shots on their citizens, it was an actual vaccine based on Covid virus spike protein bits that won’t depopulate the country.

It looks like their plan is still to dominate the planet, which means war between China and the West may be inevitable. I’ve been watching India to see how they’re leaning and while they’re economically close, as well as physically, to Russia, and like all the rest of us still do business with China, India and Russia have no beef with each other but India and China do, very much so.

India has an overburden of people, with about the same population as China, only India used the Phizer Killer Vax pretty heavily, which tells me they at least want to reduce their excess population. China appears to be preparing for a big reduction too, not on purpose, but because of starvation due to pending food shortages and they’re doing everything they can to secure food stocks now in advance of the coming famine.

From that I take it that they hope to have this massive population compared to the rest of the world, that they can then send out to overwhelm us all with. The basic CCP plan is to keep buying up seaports, keep indebting nations to them, keep building their military capability, until they have more power than all the rest of the world’s nations combined.

The Globalist plan is to destroy the global economy, thus impoverishing the CCP and making it impossible for them to keep buying up strategic lands, indebting nations to them and continue building up their military. Additionally, the Globalists are wrecking the global food supply and are intent on causing a global famine to kill off most of the Chinese along with most of the rest of us.

The sudden global inflation coupled with the recession that’s currently growing worse is cutting deeply into the Chinese economy. This is the real reason for their harsh lockdowns that included shutting off food supplies. They’re preparing the people for a coming famine and these lockdowns are test runs of public compliance and how well social order can be maintained. They want the people to endure, the West wants their people to die.

It doesn’t seem too far fetched that the Chinese may invade food producing nations like Mexico to take over food production while preventing us from buying the many tons of produce that we do from Mexico and other nations each year and it’s not hard to see us going to war next door if they do, if the plan, and I’m sure it is, is to starve China into submission both literally and economically.

To sum up, the Globalists aren’t just trying to starve us, they want to starve the Chinese even more because the Chinese are a bigger threat to their plans than overpopulation generally. This necessarily means that there must be a global famine that hits all of us. It can’t be avoided. About Mexico, though, I do expect the Chinese to give it a try, and I wouldn’t put it past them to destroy Mexico’s agriculture so we can’t have it, if we prevent them from getting it. We’re going to need Mexico’s food production for awhile and we sure as hell don’t want the Chinese staving off starvation by taking it.

What a fascinating time we live in, isn’t it? The bugles have sounded once again and the Four Horsemen are loosened upon the Earth and all that jazz. Yeehaw!