MAJOR MEDICAL ADVANCES FOR TRANS PEOPLE ANNOUNCED

The Transvaal Histrionic Lab in deepest South Africa just announced a startling series of breakthroughs in trans-sexual changing. The first is a pill that grows balls on genetic women who wish they were men. Two of the pills are placed in an opening surgically cut just below the vagina. There, they absorb body fluids until they swell up several hundred times their original size, and look exactly like testicles.

For men who want to be seen as women but don’t want to undergo surgery, full body rubber suits are now available that zip up the back, complete with full breasts and realistic vaginas. The man’s penis is inserted into a tube that empties out the rubber vagina so he can appear to urinate like a woman.

I know I should have saved this information for posting on APRIL FIRST but it’s just too hot to hold it back.