I picked my pants up off the floor this morning and put the left leg in and ZAP, there was a little scorpion halfway up the pants leg and it nailed me inside my leg by the knee. Let me tell you, that will wake you up a lot faster than a cup of coffee.
Nah, I died years ago. They have poison, but our scorpions are probably not like Brazilian ones. Anyway, I’ve been stung by them before, never bothered me much. Bee stings are worse. But I’ve had a lot of poison bites, once I was stung about 800 times in my legs by a ground nest full of wasps, that one had me laying down in bed for a few days.
WTF???
…AND ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???
HOW CAN A SCORPION BITING HAS NO POISON?
…OR ARE YOU A SUPERMAN?