Rat populations keep growing even after they exceed the food supply. Then they just start eating each other. Cockroaches never stop, they just start eating everything they never used to eat, like paper, rotting wood and their own shit.
The Human Race officially reached 8 billion in number today, that’s a cause for a celebration of some sort and I think we should have a special day today to honor the rats and roaches for showing us the way.
Yes, mark this day on your calendar, carve the date into the wall above your kitchen sink, tattoo it on your forearm, 8 Billion Day, 11/15/2022. Pass a bill in Washington to erect statues, one on either side of the Washington Monument, a giant bronze cockroach on one side, a massive black marble rat on the other.
Place large dumpster bins in front of each one, for people to dump the cleanly licked remains of the animals they had for dinner. Decorate the fronts of the dumpsters with pictures of extinct creatures.