Yep, instead of being a man I’ve decided that I am now Superman, a whole different kind of man, and since I can be any gender I want to be now, and no one can say I’m not, you have to recognize my gender or I’ll have you arrested for “misgendering” me. I’m Superman now and that’s it and I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like it. Call me Superman or I’ll have your ass thrown in jail
My pronouns are Bicycle, Snorkeling, Rotund and Verbose, and more will be added whenever I feel like it.
No, I’m not making an example of how stupid and ridiculous “transgenderism” might seem, I’m really serious here. There’s a good chance I might paint my hair red and green and blue and stuff and wear a cape. So watch out for me, I’m gonna move out of my mother’s basement apartment anytime now.